du är den man vi skall följa i strid

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

got drug tested and I showed up positive for the amulets curse

stop tagging the white hockey man whos hopelessly dependent on the amulet

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

@mrs-mikko-rantanen

This is a man loving blog btw. I know this is the man hating site and increasingly the trans man hating site but that shit stops at my borders

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

touch-starvation needs to be written with emphasis on the starving part. you are hungry to be touched. so hungry that even the very taste of it makes you nauseous. it has been long since anything has ever touched you, ever fed you - that your body has grown more used to that gnawing emptiness more than anything else. it's better for you to be held, to eat but it makes you sick to try. you know

people become so beautiful when you love them. do y'all know about this

The point of car safety features is that the car is supposed to die in an accident so you don't have to. Your car should be a pile of smoking rubble after an accident, and you should be fine.

#it's worth noting the tesla is being towed#it's not in a drivable condition#chances are the internals are fucked#given how difficult repairs on one of those would be it's probably also now scrap

"Humans are the crumple zone" is basically how tech bros view people who aren't on their tax bracket in general. This makes for a perfectly apt visual metaphor.

“indeed, it seems that the Pacific Northwest (Twilight) is a common locale for finding vampires and werewolves at a high school” oh my god

Watch out boys we got a city slicker

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)