Riding through the desert on a horse made of existential dread

kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

being really into star trek is a humiliating ordeal but also it is a just punishment for the crime of being really into star trek

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

When you're a kid you just take trees for granted. Then when you get to be an adult you realize that a fully mature tree cannot be created in an amount of time that fits in a convenient landscaping timeframe for love nor money nor all the powers of science. Then you realize that people are very very very cavalier about chopping them down

"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

A horse's biggest purpose in life is to make you think they died

joke i like to make when a baby is crying in public is “we’ve all been there.” We literally have