heyyyy to all the women out there i hope you get to have a pasta dinner soon. to men i hope you are repenting

when you and your brother fight so much over who gets to play tony hawk pro skater 2 that you both get sent to bed early

Indie music fans will literally be like oh yeah man you should totally listen to “my self doubt is slowly killing me and all my friends” by Penis Defibrillator it’s an absolute banger

Don’t come onto my post and be funnier than me

I hope nintendo makes more games named after a complex emotion like metroid dread or mario wonder. I wanna play donkey kong ennui and fire emblem contempt

all demographics and time periods and geography taken fully into consideration, some people were just born to lose

"one-man environmental disaster"

pussy corrosive

i don’t even want to SEE the blorbos you guys are tagging this as. how could you conceivably relate this to a fictional character like I don’t look at my favs and go you know what? his pussy could eat through a metal grate

Would