"I don't have a choice, I'm just following orders"
Have you considered smoking one (1) joint?
Like, it truly is that easy to not go do atrocities
"I'll get dishonorably discharged"
Okay at least you wont be killing innocents in the name of imperialism
"I'll go to jail"
Okay so you'd rather go and kill innocent people to avoid a little prison time? You could just go to jail rather than go do atrocities
if Taylor Swift Updates (legend, icon) can do this then so can you
Also icymi: you're gonna have to do more than just smoke a joint to dodge the military now
Change raises age limit from 35 and removes barrier for entry for recruits who have a legal conviction for cannabis
