Wouter

men laughing together in public piss me off do that shit at home

I don’t know what exactly peaked with the Madden Giferator, but I do miss it.

imagining someone in the world making use of my 4pm on a monday doodles is sick as hell

@funnier-when-objectum

*exports you as a jpeg* *and turns the quality waaaaay down*

god is there anything on this EARTH more disappointing than putting shuffle on and then accidentally glancing at the next up songs?!!!! the moment i know the next fifteen songs i’m about to hear, i’ve already played all of them in my head in like microsecond flashes, and now i’m BORED and nothing TASTES GOOD 

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

this cheese was aged by sending it to the beach that makes you old

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

He strutted his shit kinda

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