Goblin Cave

walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

Hardest part of writing is accepting that some people will not fucking get it & you just have to like cope with that because over-explaining it just makes it worse

I will not over-explain my art to the stupidest people on earth. I'm writing for people who know what I'm talking about. Mantra that will save you. David Lynch was right

somebody giving trump a 4 foot tall white egg at a rally and hes like "Look at this!! Look at this... it's huge! *puts his ear to it* I'm thinking he's about ready to hatch!" and the crowd roars in approval