Call me Laisai

I wonder if people in the fallout universe are still using 200 year old tampons or if some crazy chemist named fuckass atomic Becky or whatever has figured out how to mass manufacture them

we talk about doing it scared and doing it alone but what about doing it uninterested

Whatever im not bothered and my fur blows handsomely in the wind

When you're unable to solve an IT problem at work, there really is nothing quite like having it escalated all the way up the ladder. With every step, there is a degree of smugness about how real my problem is, and that yes, I was right to have trouble with this.

You can get a minor version of this if one IT person solves it but they spend a bunch of time repeating things you’ve already tried and when they eventually solve it it’s by doing something you wanted to try but didn’t have the requisite permissions to do

Was in a situation where neither I, nor my boss knew what was causing the problem, so we ended up calling one of the head engineers, and ive never experienced anything quite as validating as the moment where said head engineer, after spending several minutes just staring at the problem, quietly said "what the fuck"

Young Cathy and Heathcliff find a half staved unconscious Jane Eyre on the moors and poked her with a stick to see if she's dead. She isn't roused by their proding and they don't care enough to try and help her so it isn't mentioned in either book.

a CRITTER? Carrying a BERRY?? Across a BRAMBLE VINE?????

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

great. a chivalric order has started nesting under my porch & theres no way i can afford a warlock to come clear it out so i guess now ive got to deal with men-at-arms swearing oaths of valor right outside my window at 4 am every morning

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

My Chemical Romance is what they would call Breaking Bad if it were a yaoi manga

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.