Once upon an episode...

who tf is looking at the foam

WHY IS THE SUN GOING DOWN.

(answering the phone) yes? (pause) right. okay. (pause) I see. (deadpanning the camera) we have to find māui. we have to get māui to beat up the sun again we have to slow that fucker right down

5pm sunset is a fucking injustice

we have to do something about this

not to be a pedantic hater but i wish tumblr accent wasn't the commonly used term to describe tumblrina typing quirks and phrases bc that is Not an accent it's a dialect!!

what's the difference here?

"The idea made me horny" is a good enough reason to write anything.

"B-But what if it's wrong to be horny for it, and everyone thinks I'm weird for liking it?" It's fanfiction. We're all weird, go write it. You'll just find your fellow freaks.

can you hear the lambs clarice??

People who insist tumblr must be 90% LGBT because their self-curated dash is have never gotten a weird comment on a post and went to check the person's blog and discovered an entire deep subculture of christian and tradwife users reblogging anti-abortion quotes and transphobia between each other. I promise you they're on here.

this is just what it's like being on a platform that doesn't necessarily push inflammatory people and things toward you on purpose

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

*pointing to your political protégé* you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

Wet Beast Wednesday

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback