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@atasteforsuicidal
how dare you act like nothing happened / how dare you move on / the audacity to show up to the party with my fucking carbon copy on your arm / she's wearing my t-shirt while i'm still wearing yours / how dare you love her more
God tier Dick Grayson angst song.
Is it BruDick/BruJay? BruDick/BruTim? DickRoy/JayRoy? JayDick/JayTim? SladeDick/SladeJay?
Who knows?
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My wife pointed out to me the other day that apparently most people were literally only taught how to say Sorry and not how to Apologize or even that they are different things so here.
If all you ever do is step 1, not only did you not apologize, but people will rightfully stop believing you and start getting pissed or hurt.
making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going βyou know who else partied? our lord and saviorβ
This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes
reblog to feed her notes
How is she doing this
Oh well none of my business
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Lemming Collie and the Infinite Baaadness
βThere are no female aliens in our game because we donβt know how to make a female version of this alienβ You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. Thatβs it. Thatβs literally all you have to doΒ
Make her shorter if you must
Make her BIGGER if you arenβt a cowardΒ
Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.
Boom.
Give her natural camouflage and make the man like this
Make them exactly the same size and shape but different colors
Give him a huge flock of babies following him around to show off what a great lay he is
Surprise mPregantΓ©
Exactly the same but one of them has a cool hat (you decide which)
Give her a sensible haircut for successful hunting while he has a big dumb mullet so big and dumb the food can see him coming and book it
Please just for the love of pie do not begin and end with boobs
tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website
I support a woman's right to wear a thin white tank top and no bra while picking up her pizza from little caesars
my brain nowadays
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Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.
I don't even have the energy to screenshot and respond to your tags- what the actual fuck is wrong with you? "the cops are scared and rightfully so" "mental health calls are the scariest for cops" OH so this isn't about the safety of psychotic & manic people this is about piggy feelings?
and no, actually, this is not USA specific and no, actually, people from other countries should not ignore this post. police violence and sanism weren't invented in the US and they are certainly not unique to here. if you (or anyone) thinks that this bullshit doesn't happen elsewhere then you are not listening.
cops r Some Guy with a Gun
do we want Some Guy with a Gun in this situation? answer is usually "NO"
This is legitimately useful reframing. A while ago I started replacing the word "cop" in my vocabulary with "a man with a gun." It really puts things into perspective.
This homeless person is making me uncomfortable. Should I call [a man with a gun]?
My neighbor is having a loud party. Should I get [a man with a gun] involved?
There are some teenagers skateboarding. Do you think [a man with a gun] would get rid of them for me?
It makes it very clear what you're saying. I can call a man with a gun to threaten or hurt someone mildly inconveniencing me. You're not calling the cops, you're calling A MAN WITH A GUN into a situation that does not warrant a firearm handled by a volatile lunatic who will not be held accountable for his actions.
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Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried
I like your brain
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All my DC Comics girlies, I asked this question on Threads and now I'm asking it on here, besides Nightwing, who the hottest dude in DC Comics? I'm going with Kyle Rayner, Kyle Rayner, & Kyle Rayner till the ends of time.
Jen treats Kyle to his favorite (scary) pizza place!
Green Lantern (1990) #133
