Just Another Bump In The Road

A Horse power being only 735 watt is honestly so weird like that's not even enough to run a modern game on decent seatings

I don't like that fact

No but for real. Your brain is one of the most advanced machines known to exist. It's a computer capable of running a sapient intelligence on - and I cannot stress this enough - 25 watts of broccoli and stew. What the fuck.

It's a cool fact it just makes me uncomfortable

every kink is problematic bitch let’s get you a Crystal Light™️ Strawberry Lemonade

laying an egg hard and loud

will the person who tagged this “stephen colbert” please approach the bench.

today's the kinda day where it took me four tries to type the word 'from'

True "is this typical, or does every single person in my entire extended family just have undiagnosed ADHD?" moments.

I can't fuck with people who are fundamentally uncurious.

I also can't fuck with people who are fundamentally unkind.

guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies

you know when you get Autism Mad. like something happens in a non-ideal way and in your brain you know it literally doesnt matter but in your other more autistic brain youre like screaming & scrying & shitting the bed etc. i think you should be able to go into settings and opt out of that. i have better things to get upset about than failing to put up a decoration on the optimal day or being too stubborn to solve a problem via simple communication

SHAKE AROUND THAT PATHETIC WOMAN. PUT HER IN A BLENDER. THROW HER AT A WALL. CHEW ON HER. IM TIRED OF YOUR MEN ITS TIME TO TOSS AROUND YOUR GIRL BLORBO LETS GOOOO

“add tags” nah. the lesbians got me i can feel it