yup! it was catholic repression all the way!

fanny fox girlbossing her way through murder, forgery, theft, and extensive con artistry is truly the funniest and best thing she could have done. kills her new boyfriend completely by accident and immediately turns to a life of crime. not even that bummed about the dead boyfriend tbh. like pretty rapidly Over It vis a vis the manslaughter. but extremely down to do crime forever.

snow really convinced himself lucy gray didn't love him (after she wrote a whole song about him and tried to run away with him) and then forty years later told sixteen year old haymitch abernathy that dying in the arena would be dodging a bullet compared to loving a covey girl. top 10 situationships gone horribly wrong

"isn't it unrealistic that every time some rebellion shit goes on in District 12 it's someone related to or connected to Lucy Gray" no because Snow committed the cardinal sin of dating someone from a big family in a small town

really humbling to find the obviously good looking man good looking. I am but a sheep.

i love Maggie. heroine of all time. instacart driver who gets transported into her favorite fantasy novel and goes, i’m gonna save all of you. appreciates toilet paper. loves pastries. refuses to kiss her favorite character bc she knows too much about him and doesn’t want to take advantage. so fucking smart. doesn’t let anybody run roughshod over her. bludgeons bad guys’ (PLURAL) heads in. doesn’t hesitate to sacrifice herself for what she believes in. still takes a second to notice the hotness of dudes while in an unbelievably traumatic amount of stress. so compassionate. always tries to do the right thing. will yell at the scariest motherfucker in the entire world for messing up her plans. just cares so much. i love her i love her i love her

so hard to find these guys

Love how their method of locomotion on land is trundling while also oozing over the terrain

I love that I can say "watch out! They can sting you" about this thingy

if u write in present tense enough times in a row, you can switch this problem around & get confused when your present-tense narrator is talking abt something that happened in Their past. I recommend this bc it keeps u on ur toes

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me (Gorgug) and the bad bitches I pulled by being autistic (Zelda, Squeem, Mary-Ann, Unit, Ragh if you approach them with whimsy)

hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot….why the fuck are we horny for elves