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I translated the Ea-Nasir complaint into vulcan and engraved it in on a cooper plate

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

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walter white in his underwear with the pistol readying to face the sirens, quietly to himself: this is my fight song. my walter white song

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Howl?? From Howl’s Moving Castle??

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yesornopolls

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 1 day 20 hours

#no i do not know anyone over 120

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height check. how tall are you people in my phone

#five two and three quarters #that three quarters is very important to me

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honey walnut shrimp could save me

#ashley says things

magicratfingers

i would read the long recipe blog stories if it was minotaur erotica

eeshlyye

crange request

eeshlyye

STOP!!!! STOOOOPPPPP!!!!!!!!

#jonfirmed

crange request

#ashley says things #i love ai in my excel file said no one ever

learned what a “wet signature” was today. why would they call it that

#ashley says things #wet👅💦 signature

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CLIT GANG 4 LIFE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

that's right. if we see eachother in real life, this is the signal

the more i học, the less i biết. what a great sentence. new vocal stim

#ashley says things

samirasystole

random but here is a recipe for cold peanut noodles that you can make during hot weather because i just ate this and had a fantastic time

2tbsp of peanut butter. a splash of rice vinegar, soy sauce, sesame oil, maple syrup. some chili flakes, some sesame seeds. a splash of water to thin it out. now you put in your noodles (cooled!!!! boiled and rinsed so they’re cold!!) and then some chopped up cucumber or carrot or avocado or cabbage or any crunchy vegetable. i just used cucumber

you can also put in lime juice or herbs or sriracha or grated garlic/ginger or anything like that; tofu/tempe/meat for more protein etc. noodle wise this can be ramen soba udon whatever, i used soba. enjoy homies

#if you add lao gan ma chili oil it’s a game changer

so you know how when you google a word, there’ll be a little button that will tell you how to pronounce it

anyway when i was super high the other day my partner jokingly tried to convince me that antelope was pronounced like epitome and i was so adamant like no sir that’s not true at all and i pulled up to google thinking it would help me and

that button did not do what i thought it would do at all

#IT MAKES THE SOUND THE ANIMAL MAKES 😭😭😭😭#i was like HA GOOGLE WILL SHOW YOU. THIS IS HOW IT’S REALLY PRONOUNCED #and i pressed the button and we both stared at my phone as it HONKED at us #ashley says things

my boss asked me to reformat a resume and i did and then he was like “it still looks like a resume” ok and…??

#gnawing on my foot time #ashley says things

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yesterday in my company all-hands my boss was like congrats to ashley for her 5 year anniversary here!! and it took everything not to [remembers suicide jokes are bad] gnaw my foot off on camera

#ashley says things #i am actively trying to LEAVE

the vyvanse has hit. does anyone need any errands run. i can do every errand ever

#ashley says things

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