Star Wars Disaster Zone

if qui gon had been anakin’s master, anakin prob wouldn’t have gone to the dark side. not necessarily bc he’d been a better master, but bc obi wan would be the cool older bro he’d sneak out w and confide in instead of the fake father figure he felt the constant need to rebel against. ‘palpatine has been asking me to spend time with him…’ ‘NEVER trust a politician. wait, hold. why the kriff is a decrepit thing like him trying to hang out w a 12 year old’ ‘I’m in love w padme. I want to get married!’ ‘u still have a rat tail’

Actually the best argument I’ve seen anyone make for why Anakin wouldn’t have fallen if Qui-gon had lived!

even though it didn't end up happening in the Kenobi show I fully subscribe to the idea that Cody at some point found Obi Wan on tattooine because in my mind the only way to get from sad Ewan McGregor to whimsical Alec Guinness is an off screen gay romance in the desert

yes sir 😔🩷

@worm-strung-string

YESSS THANK YOUUU

not a true star wars fan cuz i dont think we should make milk all those colors

MATURE CONTENT FILTER?

Qui-Gon is the most “tie my hair up in a messy bun and get to work”

Qui-Gon is the most “tie my hair up in a messy bun and get to work”

Obi-Wan is the most “tie my long hair into a messy bun, my mom is selling me to One Direction”

it is low-key a wonder that anakin and obi-wan survived till the end of the clone wars—they’re so fucking stupid lmfao

Part of me remains convinced they were aware of their own plot armor

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