As long as the locks hold they can't get out.

what the fuck is the backend of this site like

my body is a group project and no one is doing their part correctly

What’s a little sexting among friends

I can never predict how weird I am going to be in a given situation and this is my cross to bear

the only difference between me and a medieval peasant is that I can make a Spotify playlist to express my feelings

the summer is like well what if it was unbearable outside and you can't wear any cool jackets. and everyone's going to tell you that this is the best time of the year. and you're the crazy one

just painted an onion on a cutting board and i think it’s the peak of my artistic career

This is giving me emotions that I myself do not fully understand

Maybe you're just tearing up because someone has been cutting onions

That's just the same man again.

Every few months twitterinas bring back the “carnivores are a problematic element of nature and we should feed them synthetic meat and make it so they don’t eat herbivores. this is completely normal, feasible and won’t have any kind of repercussion on the ecosystem” discourse

First time I saw that was a guy who had as proposition to create fake prey animals with a robotic exoskeleton and covered in synthetic meat that predators would hunt, eat and then the exoskeleton would get up and go to the lab to get re meated. That was funny as hell

me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

when I was a kid my best friend and I were really enamored by the very exotic concept of quicksand so every summer we used to go down to the woods near the lakeshore and play in a patch of mud that would let us sink in it up to our chests and pretend that it was quicksand. it was extremely dense and very hard to move through or get out of and we always had to crawl out on our bellies, completely exhausted and coated in mud up to our necks. lost several shoes and one pair of pants that way.

us, playing in quicksand: “haha! let’s pretend this is quicksand!”