why am i here?

THEY END IT THERE. THEY JUST END IT THERE. FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU

YES ITS CALLED BRIDE OF REANIMATOR AND ITS EVEN GAYER

You ever look at someone’s art and can just tell they draw Michael from The Magnus Archives?

I think the silver lining of covid is that it’s now socially acceptable to wear masks that cover half your face and more importantly (for your purposes at least), gloves. Just say some spiel about variants and “maximizing customer safety” and you’re good to go

Anti q-tip propaganda to keep people from inserting it into the ear canussy

This. is. so. COOL

If this doesn’t work I’m going to cry.

it’S back!

What

why

Just reblogging to see if the last one is true

i’m only here for the last one-

the last one is the only reason im reblogging

Runt: l-lets see

Hmm

Yes

For the funny one.

Someone tell me how this works pleasseeeeee

After reblogging click on the picture, the colour changes

reblogging again cause i changed the colour

wait it works omg!!

wearing weird earrings to ward off the bad vibes

like a wizard

When we drink we do it right, gettin' slizzard

more fly than a bird, catch my gizzard

pin me to my own operating table and study my inner workings with the same blade. count up my nerves, scratch the tally marks into my skeleton. put thin slices of me on slides and hold them up to the light. scientists should be studied as much as their specimens.

what does it say about me that i find this hot

rare breeds of mad scientists: - mad astrovirologist - mad xenobiologist - mad paleontologist - mad malacologist - mad lexicologist - mad sinologist

Mad paleontologist who makes up fake dinosaurs <3

Sometimes I wish I had at least chosen to minor in some STEM field but then I remember that I should absolutely under no circumstances be given access to proper resources and laboratories because I know without a shred of doubt that I would go full Victor Frankenstein and create atrocities

I mean Frankenstein never even graduated college and he still managed to commit crimes against god, never say never!

Alternatively: “There are tons of things that define humanity, you can be human and not experience love. Not me tho, y’all stay safe”

Come on, we all just want our own Gomez 😂

I do have a love for black suits, fencing, firearms, and explosives.

Lots of girls claim they want a Gomez but very few actually do

tell me you’ve never spoken to a real woman without telling me

mothman is trans because my gender euphoria clothing item is a mothman t shirt i got on vacation to point pleasant

i am trans, can vouch

you heard it here folks

Here’s the thing about men with earrings: not all men wearing earrings are men with earrings, and some men not wearing earrings are men with earrings. If you pick a dude off the street and give him earrings it will likely not make him a man with earrings, just a man wearing earrings. In order to be a man with earrings, the earrings must be an extension of the man.

OP what are you talking about?

Men with earrings. Did you not read the post

men with earrings are like the queer coded men in 60’s TV with super long eyelashes idk how to explain it