i have buried the moon made a song for the stars

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

tomorrow i fix my life #fixmylife #tomorrow

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

well you know what they say. when you've invested billions of dollars into hammers every problem looks like a nail and you keep handing these hammers to your users and they go "i don't really think i needed this hammer" and "but i don't have any nails that need hammering in right now" and "this is not a nail this is a glass vase that will break if i hit it with a hammer" and "didn't you used to have, like, other tools avaliable that might be better suited to this job" and you tell them to suck it up because you've replaced all your screwdrivers and wrenches and box cutters and crates and ladders and paint with hammers because your shareholders need to see an increase in value from your hammer investments

The optics of the lord commander of the kingsguard vanishing with a highborn maid in the riverlands are insane. What are the Seven Kingdoms saying about Jaime and Brienne right now?

life is so hard when you love being competent and knowledgeable and helpful but you also love slacking off

if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on

cats are so naturally skilled at Writhing In Sunbeam. i wish i had even a fraction of this talent but instead i just have all these bones

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

| :/ | That’s me falling toward a spike | | pit, with kind of an air of irritation |↑↑↑↑↑↑| about it. Sighh

16 days to 2015 and I still think I’m in 2012

never feel guilty for blocking someone this is your beautiful internet garden and they were a weed

tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN

'People are panicking about AI tools the same way they did when the calculator was invented, stop worrying' cannot stress enough the calculator did not forcibly pervade every aspect of our lives, has such a low error rate it's a statistical anomaly when it does happen, isn't built on mass plagiarism, and does not obliterate the fucking environment when you use it. Be so fucking serious right now