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do you ever find something that is so funny and you want to share it with everyone but it also requires 18 layers of context spanning things like. 90s anime. aviation history. europop. canada. in order to even remotely understand why it is so funny
in the late 90s there was an anime called initial d which was all about street racing and drifting. naturally every single drift was played for great drama and excitement.
in 1999, an italian named giancarlo pasquini released a europop song under the alias dave rogers called Deja Vu. this song was picked up as the theme song for the above anime. it in turn became a meme, a shorthand for drifting and Cool Moves as a concept.
in 1983, air canada flight 143, a full sized 767, ran out of fuel halfway to edmonton, alberta. this is not something you want to have happen to a huge airplane. the flight chose to try and make an emergency landing at a nearby decomissioned airforce base (as they were falling fast and could not make it to a proper airport), where they ran into a second problem: they were falling out of the sky at 500 feet per mile, but reached gimli (the base in question) while still too high to safely land. normally a plane would just do a big loop-de-loop to lose altitude, but they had maybe three minutes of airtime left before they hit the ground: not enough time to make any kind of circle. the pilot, therefore, decided to execute a side slip to lose speed and altitude. this is Not a move you want to do with a massive 767, because airplanes are not built for that and if you screw it up that plane is hitting the ground at a high speed at a weird angle and breaking into a million pieces. nevertheless, the captain tried it... and succeeded. the plane landed perfectly, and there were no major injuries! (a couple of people did get minor injuries when evacuating the plane after.) he did it so well, in fact, that the plane was refueled, flown out of gimli a couple days later, and continued to fly for another 20 years with the nickname "Gimli Glider."
what is a side-slip, you ask?
it's drifting.
the guy goddamn drifted his 767.
in 2008, the tv show Mayday: Air Disaster featured the gimli glider with full reenactments as an episode on season five of their show.
and so, in conclusion, the thing i have been giggling to myself about all weekend:
this is somehow starting to make the rounds so because i am a pedant i am going to take this time to talk a little more in depth about air canada 143, the GIMLI GLIDER
so you may be wondering: how the hell does a 737 (capacity of roughly 100-120 people) run out of fuel midair? the METRIC SYSTEM, that's how!
up until the early eighties, airplanes would have three people in the cockpit: the pilot, first officer, and flight engineer. generally speaking, the pilot's job is to fly the airplane; the first officer's job is to provide support, monitor instruments, and assist (the pilot and FO will swap roles periodically), and the flight engineer's job was to watch over all the fuel gauges, electrical systems, hydraulics, etc., to make sure they were all working properly, as well as taking charge of things like "setting engine power."
however, in the early 1980s -- when this story takes place -- the flight engineer role began to be made obsolete as computers and more advanced systems became capable of doing most of that work. the boeing 737 of this story was one such plane: actually, air canada 143 was quite a new airplane at the time of the accident, and had no flight engineer.
also in the early 1980s? canada was making the switch from the imperial system to metric.
neither of these things is bad in and of themselves. but put together? one of the flight engineer's jobs was to monitor fuel; it hadn't yet been made clear whose job it was now. canada, at the time, was doing refuelling in a convoluted "the fuel is weighed in pounds but put into the plane as liters" system that required Math and Conversion.
let's talk about AIRPLANE FUEL. unlike a car, you don't take your airplane to the station and fill 'er up: fuel has weight, and airplanes care a LOT about weight. way more than you'd imagine. it's the pilot's job to therefore calculate a) how much fuel they need to get from A to B b) how much extra/emergency fuel they need for safety and c) if and when they need to refuel and by how much. is there bad weather in the area? where's the nearest backup airport? if i need Ten Fuels to get to alberta and there's storms in alberta, i need another Two Fuels to circle around and kill time before landing safely, plus another Five Fuels to get to calgary in case alberta is impossible. my airplane is fully loaded, which means it's heavier than usual, so needs another One Fuel for takeoff power. so altogether i need Eighteen Fuels. except i'm in canada in the 1980s so now i need to figure out what that is in liters, and this used to be the flight engineer's job, and idk man. maybe it's 5 liters? that sounds right?
...you see the issue. it isn't that anyone was slacking off, but no one was quite sure what the conversion was, and so instead of giving the soon-to-be Gimli Glider 18 Fuels, they took off in that fucker with nowhere near enough fuel. to make things worse, the plane had a broken fuel gauge, which was a whole other thing and series of comical misunderstandings, but basically it meant that not only was there No Fuel, but the fuel gauges looked something like this:
the very-soon-to-be crashed airplane's day started off normally. they did a little hour long flight from one city to another with no issues. because they knew the fuel gauges were being silly, while on the ground they did a "stick test", which i'm imagining involved a tree branch, basically checking that yep, there was fuel in the tanks, we're good! (in actuality, what it was doing was measuring the weight of the fuel. except, again, they had their maths all backwards, so due to this convoluted conversion process they went "our fuel weighs 5 kilograms, which equals 20 pounds, which equals 18 fuels, which equals 900 liters." just. silly math. i don't want to make these guys out to be idiots: they would obviously have never flown the plane if they had realized their mistake. but the other problem was of course that the process was already convoluted and required multiple conversions; imagine how much worse it would be if, like these pilots, it was a new system you weren't used to!)
so they boarded their passengers and set off from montreal with the intention of flying to edmonton. and that's when things all went terribly wrong.
pictured: the intended and my interpretation of the actual flight.
all this set up leads to the actual flight, which is almost boring in summary: while high up in the sky, the plane suddenly ran out of fuel. this is bad. we do not want this to happen. the pilots had no idea what was happening at first, but i mean: it was pretty obvious. there's no fuel. no engines. no power. you're 30,000 feet in the air in a 64 ton machine and gravity is going hey girllll heyyyy.
but the thing is, airplanes are really cool. like, this is what got me so interested in these plane crashes and accidents: airplanes are awesome. because first of all: just because you weigh as much as a building and are thousands and thousands of meters in the air? doesn't mean the airplane just falls. hell no! without power, an airplane will still stay in the air, losing altitude, sure, but gliding fairly safely and manageably. this doesn't mean you're safe, but: when air canada 143 lost all power, it still had time and options. it also had... the RAT.
the Ram Air Turbine, or the RAT, is an amazing fucking guy. if an airplane loses power? a hatch pops open, and a little propeller drops down automatically. he's wind powered, and he will provide just enough backup power to keep the most critical systems online, even without fuel or engines or god. we LOVE the rat. and the rat leapt into action here, providing the pilots with enough basic systems to keep going.
this doesn't mean that air canada is out of the woods. landing without power is not easy! the trick to landing an airplane is doing it at a nice shallow angle and low speed, which involves things like "doing nice steady turns to line up with a runway" (no time, we're falling steadily), "using engines to get our speed right" (what engines), "getting to the correct altitude and speed to touch down gently" (we have NO POWER we can't go "oopsie too low" and pull up and adjust). if a plane loses too much speed, it WILL fall out of the sky (a stall) because the aerodynamics stop working. if it's going too fast, you're not landing, you're diving cockpit first into the ground. without power, you can turn, but turns will reduce speed. you can't level off or go back up. you are Going In A Downward Direction. the trick is figuring out how fast and how far and aiming at a runway.
this is also where ATC comes in! we love air traffic controllers!! air canada called a mayday, and ATC leapt into action. their job becomes to Get Them What They Need. air canada wants to go anywhere in canada? atc will move everyone out of the way and get them any runway in the northern hemisphere. when this happened, air canada 143 was near winnipeg, which was their initial goal: this IS going to be a crash landing, and the nearer they can be to emergency services, the better. however, the first officer was doing Good Math, calculating their rate of decent vs distance flown, and soon realized that even though they could literally see winnipeg from the windows, they just weren't going to make it. they were falling too fast.
enter: GIMLI. the first officer had actually trained there during his air force days; it's a former base with two runways. it wasn't ideal, because ATC had no information on it and it lacked instruments and equipment (normally, for example, airports will have locator beams and so on to help an aircraft lock on to the runway at the Correct Safe Angle), but... better than a field or lake. one of the dangers of this type of no engine landing is actually being non-committal: waiting too long to make a decision, trying to maximize time in the air rather than land. this makes sense! it's probably pretty human instinct! prolong that crash as long as possible! but it's much, much better to simply Commit and Prepare and Go For It. and that's exactly what air canada now did.
they told ATC they're going to gimli and made the turn. the cabin crew was meanwhile preparing the passengers for a crash landing.
the crazy thing about plane crashes is, actually, that they are very survivable. don't get me wrong: they're bad. people die. but the number of worst case scenarios where dozens of people still, somehow, survive? shockingly high. of course, you don't want ANYONE to die. i would be terrified if it was me. but cabin crew had to know it would probably be... well, not okay. but that if they got everyone prepared and braced, people were going to make it out. people were going to survive this. possibly most of them. possibly all of them.
as the plane approached gimli, problem #87 came up: they were still too fucking fast. they're gliding down! they can't stop! normally, a plane would simply slow down with flaps, or maybe do a couple of big circles before reorienting themselves towards the runway to lose some speed and altitude, but they don't have time -- or altitude. and that's where the theme song KICKS IN
here are reasons you DO NOT DRIFT airplanes, by the way. it can fuck up your engines: engines work in part by taking IN air, so flying at a Drifting Angle means that's all wrong. the aerodynamics are wrong. you're losing speed VERY fast. you can get OUT of the drift, but now your engines are fucked. on the other hand, this plane effectively HAS no engines, but... there's a reason people don't drift planes, okay.
another plot twist: gimli air force base was no more. the runways were still there... but it had been turned into a drag strip, ironically enough. and it was family day! picture this. you're a nice canadian racing fan in 1983, at the strip with your family, cooking hotdogs and poutine on a grill. and a fucking 737 APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE in front of you. because that is exactly what happened. there were KIDS. on BIKES. with a PLANE HEADING RIGHT TOWARDS THEM. in the mayday episode, the kids tried to outrace the plane in a panic: in the pilot's telling, the kids simply froze in fear.
by the time the pilots realized the runway was occupied, it was way too late to turn back. they landed. in a twist of bad luck that turned into good: without power, they had to manually release their landing gear.... and the nose gear didn't lock. this turned out to be a weirdly good thing: without nose gear, the plane's nose hit the runway and acted as one hell of a brake in ITSELF, grinding on the asphalt as the plane barreled down at high speed. the pilot also intentionally steered the plane into the rail in the middle of the runway, trying to slow the plane even more. and... it worked! the plane came to a stop. everyone was fine. even the kids on bikes.
all this friction caused a small fire in the nose, and so the pilots called for an immediate evacuation to be safe. this caused a bit of an issue: because the nose was on the ground, the butt of the plane was higher than usual, and the back slides were basically just vertical drops. a couple people got mildly hurt using them, as you'd expect.
meanwhile, the drag strip folks were rushing over with fire extinguishers and the like, and the small fire was easily contained (note: do not fuck with burning airplanes. this one had no fuel so COULD be contained). by the time ATC got emergency services to gimli, everyone was safe, ankles were being iced, and presumably everyone was eating hot dogs.
the airplane itself had some minor damage (from when the nose acted as a brake), but was largely intact: it was patched up, refuelled, and took off from gimli a while later, where it flew for another 20 years before retiring of old age.
and that is the story of the Gimli Glider: that time a pilot drifted his plane so hard that he saved the lives of everyone on his plane.
all 69 of them 😎
I had read the story of the Gimli Glider before, and I had seen the video with "Deja Vu" playing, but I never understood where the song came from or why it was supposed to be funny before.
This is "The Most Tumblr Punchline" in action, only I didn't realize there was something to look up.
Now that I do?
Okay, that's funny.
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Don't forget to press I in order to hide your cursor and the surrounding UI elements.
It may or may not work on all sites, but worth a try.
Stay safe.
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is there such a thing as a beta but instead of reading for line edits or plot notes, they just read my work and recommend what tags to put on ao3 outside of like. warnings.
Lulu's Totally Unofficial Guide to the Top 10 Freeform Tags to Add to Your Fanfic
Genre - Fluff, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Slice of Life, Case Fic, etc.
AU - If it's an AU, what kind? What role do each of the characters play? How is it different to their canon role?
Parts of canon - If it's not an AU, what part of canon is it about? Is it set before, during or after a particular episode?
Themes - Are there any topics or ideas which you are trying to explore, or which come up repeatedly?
Minor Warnings - Is there anything you think you should warn for that isn't included in the archive warnings?
Format & Length - Is your work art, video, podfic, etc? Does it use a particular format like a Drabble or 5+1?
Characters - What is going on with each of your major characters? If you had to describe them with one or two adjectives, what would you pick? (Format as [Adjective] [Character Name].)
Relationships - What is going on with each of your major relationships? Are there any relationship tropes like Slow Burn or Enemies to Lovers in your story?
Tropes - Are there any tropes or common story elements in your story that haven't been tagged yet? If your work was on TV tropes, what are the first things you would add?
Sex - If your work includes sex, what kink(s) and specific act(s) does it involve?
Remember: you can always look at the drop-down menu for suggestions. But! If you want to tag something that doesn't appear on the drop-down menu, you can & should write in a new tag!
This is a good guide!
This is one of the things r/ao3 is actually pretty helpful for, in fact I think centrumlumina's guide is almost word-for-word match for advice that i see posted regularly on there. Its also great for "here's a thing that happens in my story/i want to warn readers about, is there a tag for that?" (Or even "this tag i already know about doesn't suit my purposes for xyz reasons. What can i do instead?")

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Related to the "young accounts bad" thing, I think that even now in 2026, a lot of AO3 users don't realize that archive-locking is possible. Or if they do realize, they think it's a few scattered works that are no great loss.
People of Taste (i.e. dedicated perverts) know that all of the best stuff is archive-locked.
There are currently 15,351,589 unlocked works on AO3 and 2,295,223 locked ones.
I love how when fan-fiction writers have friends in the fandom, to demonstrate their friendship, they dedicate porn to one another.
I think that’s lovely.
#i love you bro #have this dirty fucking
Or when artist friends dedicate porn to their writer friends, and they receive written porn in return to consummate their friendship.
I think that’s also lovely.
lovely friends and gorgeous people of tumblr.com, i invite you to please reblog this post and put in the tags something that has brought you happiness lately! anything at all, any joy, slight or miraculous, wholly at your discretion!
it bothers me that you often don't really hear about people having a "favorite album" the way they might have a favorite movie or favorite video game
fuck it. reblog this and tell me in the tags what your favorite album is
You used to, I think, during a brief period of time when albums were made to be listened to instead of made to be singles. There are albums that are so beautifully cohesive they were clearly meant to go together. Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band is often called the first "concept album" -- that is, the first album that was conceived to be a cohesive concept, to have songs that referenced each other musically and lyrically. It's pretty cool, from that viewpoint, if you listen to it beginning to end.
(It isn't, however, my favorite Beatles album or even the one I consider to be their best--which aren't the same. Best is Revolver, favorite is Abbey Road.)
As far as my own favorite albums, there are a few that I think are perfect. Joshua Tree by U2, VELVET by Adam Lambert, E-mo-tion by Carly Rae Jepsen, every album Janelle Monae ever put out (they're VERY good at a concept album), Lemonade by Beyonce, Strange Trails by Lord Huron, thoughts lights colors sounds by Sub-Radio...
Anyway. I love when artists actually conceive an album to be listened to from beginning to end in order instead of just jamming a bunch of potential singles together.
I saw the skirt, got super excited, and was not disappointed
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Would you beat your current phone/computer wallpaper in a 1v1 fight?
I would pound their ass immediately.
I would, but I choose not too (for moral reasons).
Fair chances on both.
I would be the one getting slimed.
…what.
*you have to provide an image
This is my current background right now. Absolutely fucking not winning lmao
SPIRIT: STALLION OF THE CIMARRON (2002), dir. Kelly Asbury, Lorna Cook
watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school
Binding Vows and Breaking Bonds
Chapter 5:
Sayuri was frozen. Blood turned to ice in her veins and the warmth drained from her extremities.
Executed? Crimes? Sukuna?
Her eyes darted between the men present, each of them staring at her differently. Her father, with sadness and despair.
Naobito with an intrigued grin.
Naoya with distain and disgust. “So, you were playing me the whole time, were you? Waiting for your true master to return?”
“No. No, absolutely not.” Sayuri forced her voice to be steady, and her face to be as stone, even as her heart beat wildly in her breast. “The choices my ancestor made are not my own. I would never willingly follow such a demon as Ryomen Sukuna.”
A series of slow, sharp claps rent the air, garnering the attention of everyone in the room. “Well said, well said!” a new voice cheered and for the first time ever, Sayuri watched Naobito’s face fall into a deep frown.
The newcomer was a tall, lean man, dressed entirely in the dark uniform of the Jujutsu Academy. Hair, white as snow stood tall above his head while his eyes were obscured with a blindfold. Despite his covered eyes, he seemed to be able to see perfectly fine as his eyes settled on her, specifically the hand which bore the binding thread.
“Gojo, was the room I had set aside for you not to your satisfaction?” Naobito asked, irritated.
The Six Eyes user grinned joyously, as if he wasn’t the hare surrounded by ravenous beasts. “Oh, it was lovely, but lonely. I heard that everyone was here, and couldn’t help but wish to join! I hope you don’t mind.”
Without asking, or being asked, he took a seat on Naobito’s left, facing her and her father. His head turned to her, and she could feel his eyes raking her up and down. “Such a shame the inheritor of the technique has to be such a beauty. Jujutsu could use her, am I right?”
His joke fell flat as Naoya stood to his feet, glaring viciously. “She’s mine and I will personally take pleasure in wringing the neck of any other man that—”
“Peace, Master Zenin, I was merely complimenting your obvious good taste in women. Nothing more.” Gojo acquiesced, raising his hands in surrender.
Naoya was placated back into his seat by his father, but he continued to glare into middle distance, not meeting anyone’s eye.
Not willing to remain silent, Sayuri held her head high, addressing Gojo directly. “It’s an honor to meet the famous Satoru Gojo in the flesh. Am I correct in assuming that you will be my escort to the Jujutsu Academy?”
Her hands started to shake at the prospect that she was going to be led to her death, for crimes that weren’t her own. It wasn’t fair. She had been so close!
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Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?
100% guarantee I'll want a second date
It's significantly more likely
The odds don't change
It's significantly less likely
There wont be a second date. Absolutely not
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Binding Vows and Breaking Bonds
Chapter 4: Changing Tides
Arriving in the main hall, Naobito waited for her, usual bottle of sake already in hand as he drank straight from the bottle. Sayuri had expected her father to be in attendance as well, but much to her surprise, he wasn’t.
The idea of being trapped in a room with the rotten Zenin leader made her stomach roil and her body clench tightly on itself. Nonetheless, she approached quietly, make and demure smile firmly in place.
He gestured sloppily to the cushion before him. “Sit, girl,” he slurred. He hadn’t even been back an hour and already he was half drunk. She obeyed silently, kneeling neatly on her offered seat. “Do you know why I’ve asked you here?”
She bowed her head politely as she answered him. “I would never presume to know what my Lord is thinking.”
He barked a harsh, humorless laugh. “That silver tongue of yours always knows what to say, doesn’t it?”
“Thank you, my Lord.”
“Let’s cut down to business.” Naobito leaned forward, encroaching uncomfortably close. “Are you pregnant yet?”
Against her wishes, the blood drained from her face. “Not that I am aware of, Lord Zenin, though I can assure you that Naoya has been most vigorous in his attention to this duty.”
He grunted noncommittally as he took a long drag from his bottle. “When are you next due for your bleeding?”
Raising her head, she stared down the clan leader who had pinned her with an intent glare. Not one bit of amusement was present in him. “Assuming I am not pregnant, I should bleed in the next few days, my Lord.”
Naobito nodded once, setting the bottle back onto the tatami mat beside him. “My business in Tokyo is nearly complete and we are scheduled to return to Kyoto by the end of the week.” He leaned forward, resting an arm on his knee, twirling his moustache in his free hand. “If you intend to continue this tryst with my son, I expect you to be pregnant by then.”
Sayuri’s fingers twitched on her lap, drawing the Zenin’s attention as a wide smile crawled over his face. It was only through sheer force of will that she kept them uncurled and elegantly positioned as she bowed. “I understand, my Lord. I will endeavor to meet those expectations.”
“Run and get to it then. You have work to do.” He grinned lasciviously.
Oh yes, she did. Determination settled over her like a heavy cloak as she bowed her way out of the room with Naobito.
It was time to see if Naoya would keep his promise.
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