I Wish It Could Still Be Untitled

if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on

meet me under the pier we are going beast mode

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this

"i think everyone's a little neurospicy" says person who would call the cops if you showed signs of being more than a little neurospicy.

i think we should stop having "kink at pride" discourse and START having "kink at the 4th of july" discourse. for no reason other than that it would be very funny

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work

Eating an apple not bc I like apples -I have no strong feelings on apples- but because I want people on the internet to see me as someone with nuanced opinions on apples.

Sorry, spaced out. Yeah. Runs my fingers through my hair. Yeah. Thinking about apples again. You know me.

As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.

Everybody say thank you to Our Lord of Artistic Integrity, Bill Watterson.

it's about being an instrument of truth by your own will. the guy who ingested helicobacter pylori to establish a clear causal link between it and the formation of gastric ulcers understood this too