Jay Henry.

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

A middle aged coworker asked me “dont you LoooOovvvEE wearing linen in spring time???” And I said fuck no im 22 when have I ever touched linen

people talk about women being ‘emotional’ and ‘overreacting,’ but you don’t see a woman making an arch-nemesis out of an albino whale and obsessively chasing it down like a lunatic for 585 pages

welcome to high fantasy land, where there are 382 species of elves but no black characters

My favorite thing about this post is that I have seen it DOZENS of times, if not close to a hundred times, and never, at any point, has it matched the date of April 13th

Yiiisssss

things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with

hOLY SHIT WHAT IF U TRY AND CLEAN THE PLUG AND TURN IT ON IM SO SCARED

Okay it took me for-fucking-ever to figure out wtf you guys are talking about are you talking about garbage disposals? Like down the drain??

with the spinny knives

No knives, just a dull piece of spinny metal.

you realise it takes the same amount of force to cut thru a carrot as a finger

i dont know what you do over there but we usually don’t stick our hands in our sink drains

who’s going around fisting sinks anyway

dont sinkshame

Child. Wean means child.

Okay, so you put your CHILD in a sink and stuff them down the drain? That’s… that’s definitely worse.

This post is an experiance.

I’m pretty sure it takes way more effort to cut through a finger than a carrot. Because bones.

WHO IS STICKING THEIR HANDS INTO GARBURATORS

I love that Canadians call garbage disposals garburators

Why are you sticking your fucking kids down the drain???

​she’s turned the weans against us

RELENTLESSLY GAY

I have goals for when I get a yard.

Jesus fucking Christ. She was a real life WARRIOR and the only thing these people value is her physical aesthetic. You have got to be fucking kidding me.

I cannot fucking believe this, she was a 19-year-old Kurdish woman with a name. NINETEEN-fucking-years-old and she led an all-female battalion against known ISIS groups in Syria, and they comment on her appearance before her rank, her age and don’t even use her fucking name? RIP Asia Ramazan Antar, you will be remembered.

His face. I’m dead

Is this How To Catch a Predator or Jeopardy