Full of Sound and Fury

I can’t stop thinking of that rami malek post where he points you out for stealing his wallet at dominos

Does necromancy only work on animals? What do you do if you accidentally necromancy a fence and then it starts growing branches?

WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU NECROMANCY A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO AND IT TURNS INTO AN ENTIRE PILE OF LIMES?

What if I accidentally necromancy a vaccine and then someone gets an armful of very live pathogen?

WHAT’S THE LIMIT ON DEADNESS? HOW RECENTLY DOES SOMETHING HAVE TO BE DEAD? COULD I NECROMANCY A DINOSAUR FOSSIL? WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED THE GROUND AND THEN DINOSAURS STARTED APPEARING?

WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED A LIMESTONE WALL AND IT JUST TURNED INTO A PILE OF MOLLUSCS? WHAT IF I MOLLUSCED A BUILDING? A MOUNTAIN?

Hey OP are you okay

no

OP is a necromancer having an existential crisis of the unforseen consequences of their powers

Imma judge any white person who likes this but doesn’t reblog

Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past

The duolingo owl, cocking a gun in the distance because i havent practiced french in a few months

the time is now

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

pride flag for me as i kick the shit out of peoples trashcans

to all trans guys: the f on your birth certificate isnt for female, its to pay respects

To all trans women: the m on your birth certificate isn’t for male, it’s for ma'am

To all NB friends: F is for Fabulous and M is for Mambo no. 5

I’m gonna cry, this post is just wonderful

poetry… to my ears..

this is the difference between a director who sees female characters as fully developed people with agency vs a director who just sees female characters as hot, fuckable things

a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog