Questionable Transmasc Passing advice

Die in front of your lifelong best friend who you have feelings for and let your love live through with them. Make their scars remember everything

get into warhammer 40k. take out your wallet and spend the equivalent of a new house on minis. it doesn't matter that you don't know how to play or have people to play with, you have a mini army now and that's what matters most

Eat a Yorkie Bar.

There was this guy in my physics class whose calculations indicated that the total kinetic and potential energy of a marble in our lab was increasing. Instead of double-checking his calculations, he came to the conclusion that he had somehow broken the laws of physics. At least occasionally have the confidence of this guy.

get a really bad haircut

Find some big burly man from a fandom you’re not even in and rotate him around in your head

Go to a hardware store and scoff at a power tool

hair is manly. more hair is more manly. therefore, becoming a furry is the most manly thing you can do.

Experiment the following:

Play call of duty

become a furry. also applicable as questionable transfem advice i do want to clarify that. applicable questionable gender-fuckery advice. put on that Costume and strike a funky pose

make terrible awful white boy music with your sister in your basement

Spend a whole lifetime yearning for your best friend but never act on it. Bonus points if they get in a relationship or get married, or have kids. Bonus bonus points if it's not a woman

Get REALLY into Goku and Naruto