Questionable Transmasc Passing advice

use 5 in 1 shampoo thats also toothpaste motor oil lube and soy sauce

Burp very loudly anytime anywhere and only say something like "whew that was a big one" after

mow the lawn at seven am on a saturday

advice: you drink a glass of water and lie down with a beloved book. and love yourself <3

Have a collection of manky baggy t shirts for when you're at home with stains and holes all over them and go about your daily life wearing them

get really really into military aircrafts, ships, and tanks

get really into collecting old signs and number plates and shit from the 70's. bonus points if the signs are ads for whisky and beer companies.

Kiss boys to absorb their manliness

get food poisoning from eating raw chicken breast

Whenever you walk out a building, or exit a car, you hand slap all 19 of your pockets macarena style to make sure you got your wallet, phone, nicotine, emotional support energy drink, sunglasses on your head and your hat is straight.

start driving exclusively toyota Priuses. Idk why but they're the manliest car

WEAR PLATFORM LEATHER BOOTS. YES. ALSO .TYPE IN UPPERCASE JUST BECAUSE ITS MANLY. ALWAYS.

every single nasty thing u do is manly, burp? Have greasy hair? Be strange and off putting? Manly as hell

douse yourself in cheap crappy mens deodorant every day

get REALLY into a sport such as football or soccer and every time your team scores a goal scream at the top of your lungs