20s. three raccoons in a trench coat. mainly the witcher, the amazing devil, and heated rivalry now too, apparently. 🌿 #toapoetwriting for my writing, hopefully.
for his mama - ilya reflects on what he wished for as a boy and what he has now, and wishes his mama was still here
THE WITCHER
geraskier
the sunflower is mine (in a way) - cozy, sleepy afternoon spent studying and snuggling
no name - two paragraphs about a grown ciri going out on a hunt on her own and her fathers being domestic with each other
yennskier
moment's silence when my baby puts the mouth on me - modern au. jaskier buys yen a necklace and after giving it to her they spend the evening being intimate. mildly spicy!
brief vignettes of jaskier and yennefer being married - exactly what it says on the tin. little blurbs of them being Married that are either too short for a full fic or don't fit anywhere else
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Post TLG Shane and Ilya have a huge fight, and Shane goes to the guest bedroom to sleep. He’s lying in bed, wide awake, when the door flies open and Ilya walks in. He silently climbs into bed, back to Shane. Shane turns to look at Ilya’s back but doesn’t say anything. He just gets out of bed with a huff and goes back to their room. If Ilya wants the guest bedroom, he can have it. Shane climbs into their bed and starts to situate himself when Ilya comes into the bedroom and gets into bed. Shane rolls his eyes, hops out of bed and goes to the couch. He’s pulling the blanket around himself when Ilya enters the room and sits on the other end of the couch. He grabs a blanket and puts it on himself.
“What is your problem?” Shane asks. “I gave up our bedroom and the guest room and now you’re here.”
“We sleep in same place no matter what.” Ilya says as he swings his legs into the couch. “So stay or I follow you around home.” His feet touch Shane’s but Shane pulls his legs away from Ilya.
“Fine, goodnight.” Shane curls up on the couch to sleep. He isn’t sure how much time has passed but he can tell Ilya is asleep by his breathing. Shane sits up and just stares at Ilya for a while before carefully getting off the couch. He goes over to Ilya and picks him up, carrying him to the bedroom. “Wha?”
“You can’t sleep on the couch. It’s not good for your back.” Shane explains as he lays Ilya on the bed.
“Do not go to couch.”
“I’m not.” Shane climbs into bed beside Ilya. He presses a kiss to Ilya’s temple. “Goodnight. Love you.”
“If I say sorry, do I get proper kiss and proper I love you.”
Shane kisses Ilya on the lips. “Ya tebya lyublyu.”
Post TLG Shane and Ilya have to stay with Yuna and David for a few days because the repairs to the cottage weren’t finished by the time the season ended. The first night, Shane tries to initiate sex but Ilya shuts him down. Shane is worried that something is wrong but Ilya is like “You’re too loud, they’ll hear” and Shane spends the next 10 minutes trying to convince Ilya he’ll be quiet (“I’ll be quiet. I’ll suck on your fingers to keep quiet, Ilya.”). Meanwhile, down the hall, Yuna and David are having the exact same argument (“No, David. You’ve been so loud since Shane moved out. The boys will hear.” “…I can’t make noise if you sit on my face.”)
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i love when certain very specific things just gets accepted in fandom as if they’re actually canon and everyone just agrees that yes ilya is addicted to phone games and he spends too much money on candy crush and cliff marleau is a little bit bisexual (or ilya-sexual) and very unaware of it and also the biggest himbo you’ll ever meet and of course shane invents sex acts out of his own beautiful mind
i believe that one of the penalties shane gets a lot is unsportsmanlike conduct. in the nhl, this penalty can be issued for players who argue or challenge the refs calls. now, captains are allowed to discuss a call and rule interpretations with a ref, but you gotta be cordial.
shane “hockeytism” hollander HATES when a ref makes a bad call. this is literally your job and youre fucking it up?? that was not slashing are you blind?? he gets heated about this, even when he’s just watching a random game. he’s shouting and cursing and making a well-informed case for why the ref is wrong.
hockey refs are notoriously bad so i guarantee shane gets into it a lot. i do think he knows when to quit so he doesnt get an unnecessary penalty but sometimes the call is so bad he cant help but be furious. his teammates have had to physically restrain him on the bench multiple times so he didnt hop the boards and scream at them.
first post for context / see the tag 'open relationship au' for more snippets. just a heads up, updates will be slower now since i started working full time this week. i am still very excited for this au and hope to update frequently, i just won't have as much free time to write anymore.
2014
They arrange to meet up after the first Boston-Montreal game of the preseason. Montreal wins, a pretty embarrassing 4-2 defeat for Boston on home ice, and Ilya would feel worse about it if not for how cute Hollander looks when he's trying and failing not to be smug.
"You sure this is the same team that won the cup last season?" is his greeting when he arrives at Ilya's place.
Ilya rolls his eyes. "It's the preseason, who cares?"
"You should care about every game."
"And you should stop talking."
Hollander is still grinning widely as Ilya backs him into the nearest wall. He lets out a softly surprised sound as their lips meet, arms wrapping around Ilya's shoulders and pulling him in closer. Ilya groans; he's been waiting for weeks to have Hollander against him like this, and pinning him against the boards - while fun - just isn't the same.
They make their way to the bedroom, shedding clothes as they go. Ilya's heart is racing, hands grasping greedily as more of Hollander's skin is revealed to him. He's tan from the summer sun, warm and golden, the freckles on his cheeks even more pronounced than usual.
He's beautiful, and even more so lying prone on Ilya's blue sheets, looking up at him with those shining dark eyes, practically begging Ilya to bite into him.
Ilya crawls up between his thighs, admiring how big they've gotten in the weeks Hollander has been bulking. How easily they part for Ilya, despite the shy tilt of Hollander's smile.
Then he spots it.
A small bruise, hidden high on Hollander's thigh.
Something sours in Ilya's gut. It's not like he expected Hollander to dump his boyfriend of seven years after one night with him.... except who does he think he's kidding, that is absolutely what he thought.
After a night like that? Ilya doesn't think anyone should blame him. He doubts fucking Brian ever made Hollander come hands free, not if he can't even be bothered to eat him out.
"Are you okay?"
Ilya responds by biting the soft flesh of Hollander's thigh, grinning when Hollander gasps, hips twitching upwards.
He's just gonna have to keep going, he decides. One night was not enough but a few weeks or months of consistently amazing sex should do the trick. Ilya doesn't exactly love the idea of sharing Hollander for that long, but he can be patient.
To start with, tonight he'll suck Hollander's soul out of his dick.
But first, he'll make sure to wipe out every trace of his terrible boyfriend from Hollander's body and mind.
With that thought, Ilya places his mouth over the bruise and bites.
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The first game of the season proper Boston beats Montreal and after, Ilya fucks Hollander in his own bed.
Hollander is tense when they start out. Maybe like Ilya, he's thinking of the fact that this is the bed where he sleeps with his boyfriend. Ilya doesn't mind; enjoys, in fact, putting Hollander on his hands and knees and fucking the tension out of him until he can barely stay upright.
They collapse on the mattress in the aftermath, sticky with sweat. Ilya turns his head to watch Hollander as they catch their breath, feeling smug at the dazed expression on his face.
"Where is your boyfriend tonight?" Ilya asks.
There were no hickeys this time but he's still fairly certain Hollander's relationship status hasn't changed and he wants to find out for sure.
"At home," Hollander says. "His place, I mean. We don't actually live together, it would be a logistical nightmare to keep hidden. He spends some nights here, I spend some nights at his, we make it work."
"Does he know I'm here?"
Hollander glances at him. "Why?"
Ilya shrugs one shoulder. "Just curious."
"Oh." Hollander's expression twists, lips tugging in a frown. "No, he doesn't. He doesn't tell me about other people, either. I don't wanna know."
"Sound healthy," Ilya says dryly.
"Fuck you. Don't you need to have been in a relationship to know what a healthy one looks like?"
Ilya resists the urge to tell Hollander that his relationship is so dysfunctional, a blind dog could see it. He doesn't feel like being thrown out of bed just yet.
"What about me?" he asks instead. "Do I get to know if you fuck anyone else?"
Hollander looks at him, startled. "Who else would I fuck?"
Ilya blinks. "Who - anyone you want to? You are aware that you're Shane Hollander, yes?"
Hollander's cheeks go bright red. It's a nice color on him, Ilya thinks.
"I know I'm successful," he mutters, like that's not a massive understatement. "But it's not like I could go out to a bar and pick someone up, you know? You're the only person besides Brian who knows I'm gay. I don't know how to find someone else I could trust to keep it secret."
"Hm." Ilya understands; it's the same reason men have been such a rare indulgence for him. It's also a sad reality he has no interest in dwelling on. "I see. So I am, what, last resort?"
Hollander rolls his eyes. "Oh, fuck off. You've got a different girl hanging off your arm every week, your ego doesn't need any more stroking."
"Still keeping up with me in the tabloids, I see."
Hollander smacks him in the face with a pillow.
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Shane at 35, thinking about how past him, who shook a total stranger’s hand (and a cute one to boot) twice (!!) and scolded him for smoking, had no idea that 20 years in the future he’d be folding that stranger’s socks and underwear and cajoling him with a handjob to go to the dermatologist
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remember when we were making tuna melts to eat while watching ep 4 for the first time? like we wanted to experience the same fish breath hollanov did during the frottage of doom and despair. early hr fandom was so funny for that
another hornyposting anon for u. i had thoughts about cumdumpster shane i thought about sharing when the convo was happening the other night but got tired but now i see u posting abt it again so im gonna share them now. i dont love the WORD cumdumpster personally for myself but the Particular thought being played with was hot so. just. in the vein of ilya putting Just the tip of his cock in shane's hole and jerking off the rest until he comes, so he comes in shane without shane getting to be fucked. good GOD i was just thinking about the amount of RESTRAINT youd have to have as a dom, the amount of restraint ilya would have to have, to look at shane all pretty and writhing on the bed and start to slide into him but just leave it there and not fuck him. and yeah maybe the hotness factor helps him hold himself back but also just holy shit. and maybe even sometimes he DOES give in, the restraint fails, bc shane is begging SO fucking loudly and desperately "please please please ilya fuck PLEASE fuck me god i want it so bad i need it ilya fuck fucking PLEASE" and ilya is desperate too just like. fuck okay change of plans and gives it to shane hard and deep and selfishly rough. sometimes only taking five thrusts to come from how turned on it all has him. (kind of a la vegas "are you gonna fuck me?" and ilya immediately pounding him into the mattress after that breathy "i need you" after only like 10 seconds of watching him touch himself- tho to be fair there was also the EMOTIONAL angle there, ilya's "i want to watch" being partially about proving to himself he could stay cold and distant and then OOPS shane's looking at him with his big needy bottom eyes and he Cant, Actually, At All. and married hollanov doing this kind of play would be past this degree of emotional minefield)
OR. alternatively. another thought. shane begs so loud and needy for ilya to fuck him bc he can feel ilya's cockhead stretching his hole and feel ilya's knuckles bumping his ass with every stroke he makes and its NOT ENOUGH, pleasepleaseplease and fervent swearing and the most broken whiny moans (but staying as still as he can because hes a good boy), and ilya DOESNT, ilya is a king of restraint, ilya just stays there jerking off until he comes in his cock. but then. shane is still moaning and whining "please ilya fuck please" so ilya hums "hm, yes, okay, i will fuck you now. since you were so good" and. bringing the clone-a-willy idea in. he uses his own cum in shane's ass as lube and fucks him with the dildo molded off of his own dick. and its arguably exactly what he wants, ilya's cock fucking him and ilya's come filling him, but its also NOT and it makes him so dizzy. and its so fucking good.
