local bitchy shane enthusiast

like, he v clearly says 'get on your knees'. so that's his plan and his desire. he clearly wants shane below him on his knees, sucking his cock. he wants to manhandle shane, 'get on your stomach,' 'i want to fuuuUck you', etc. he's not hesitant, he's not unsure that shane will obey. the reins are in ilya's hands. he calms shane down. he lays out their plans to fuck. he puts shane where he wants him. he dominates shane clearly and in a way that makes them both ragingly horny.

Drunk Shane when Ilya is ALSO drunk is the BEST. His boyfriend is sooooo funny and soooo fast and strong and smart and brave and they're going on an adventure!!! Ilya doesn't know where but his legs are wrapped around Shane's waist and Shane's arms are wrapped around his legs and the back of Shane's neck smells so good and they're GOING!!!! They're going and going and going because Shane can run forever he's the best hockey player in the whole world and he's Ilya's BOYFRIEND and they're gonna live forever and the stars are out and his mama is watching them and Ilya doesn't even know he's smiling until his cheeks start hurting from it.

Certified husband guy Ilya Rozanov after someone calls him a cocksucker on the ice: Have you seen my husband? Yes, I suck his cock. So sad for you that you will never get to.

Ilya Rozanov, showing up late to a gala after his husband, Shane Hollander, was away for some commercial shoot and he didn't get to see him before the event, looking genuinely frantic: Have you seen my husband anywhere??

Ilya out for lunch with Shane, when the bill comes along: Oh, my rich hockey player husband will take care of that.

Ilya Rozanov, drunk out of his mind at his husband-mandated night out with Cliff (because he needs the enrichment), not so gently turning down some woman who's blatantly flirting with him: Do you even know who my husband is???

and when ilya gets selected for the 3rd consecutive season, shane takes a celebratory lap around their living room. “me and the boys will miss you in hawaii” shane jokes and ilya grumbles back “is only bc i am the best hockey player” and shane kisses the side of his head

Wrote a little something for you, anon 💕

They don’t do this often. Ilya rarely wants it, which is just fine with Shane. But today Shane's been padding around in Ilya’s favorite shorts, the ones that make it impossible to hide the ample size of Shane's cock. Today, Ilya watches. Today, Ilya wants.

Shane works him open with practiced fingers, and Ilya lets himself relax. But when Shane moves to guide Ilya’s hips down on his cock, Ilya says, “Wait, Shane.” Shane’s face is full of concern until Ilya gets a hand around Shane’s cock, looks down at him all faux innocent and grinning when he says, “You’re so big, sweetheart. Are you sure it will fit?”

Shane inhales sharply at the words and at the feeling of Ilya’s hand working over his cock in long, slow strokes. They play with this sometimes, how big Shane is. It makes Shane whine and flush and bury his face in Ilya’s neck while Ilya whispers filth in his ear about how Shane’s cock is so big and so pretty, how every inch belongs to Ilya, until Shane comes so hard he goes limp in Ilya’s arms. 

Tonight, Shane plays his part perfectly, crooning, “I’ll be careful, baby. I’ll make you feel so good." Ilya’s got a glint in his eye when he says, “Maybe just the tip, yes?” His smile widens when Shane’s cock pulses in his hand. 

It started when he was a kid and he was trying to help everyone get better at hockey including the opposing teams players, he would say something like “your stick grip is weak” or “you’re slow on your right” (idk i don’t know hockey very well ESPECIALLY little kid hockey) but he says it totally deadpan because little Shanebug doesn’t understand tone yet.

This makes the other teams so mad! They try and fight him constantly! Little bitty baby hockey fights and then Yuna sits him down in middle school after the first fight that he actually gets hurt (black eye and bloody lip) and asks him what he is saying to make everyone fight him?

“Nothing mean I swear mom!!! I’m trying to be nice and help correct their form”

And suddenly Yuna gets it and explains to Shane that not everyone but especially not the opposing team likes to have their flaws pointed out to them even if it’s coming from a good place and how that could be seen as chirping.

So he stops for a while, then his coach for world juniors tells him to try and piss off Rozanov enough that they can draw a penalty. So Shane does what he does best and points out a flaw at each face off. Jokes on him though because Ilya is actively changing those things and getting better every face off because he is taking it for what it is, advice.

Which pisses Shane off, he thinks his chirping tactic won’t work now that he is older. So he points out at his first scrimmage at practice in Montreal that the center who has been there for years (who he is probably replacing) is favoring his left side is staying too far left to compensate (again I don’t know hockey so I am trying to translate things I know about soccer lol)

And the center loses it on him! Immediately yelling about the lack of respect and how a rookie makes it to the MLH and thinks they are hot shit.

So Shane realizes his chirping DOES work just not on rozanov and becomes a menace he studies game tape specifically to find holes in his opponents game and pre prepares chirps and it fucking works because all these men are so far up their own asses that they just get mad instead of using the advice.