[coddle the infection]

protocol #1 is to Live

"I am the Sword of God" is like easily top 10 things to declare immediately before doing something really stupid that will probably injure you

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

legend tells of a mysterious being called “nuance” that allows multiple things to be true at the same time. some say you can still hear its voice whispering in the trees

being depressed & liking MCR is so embarrassing like omg not only am i depressed but i also listen to my chemical romance. like some sort of caricature. black hair & chemical imbalance. jesus christ the cliche is almost too much!

liking a female character who is a terrible person is always scary in terms of interacting with fandom because its almost always either "ouhh her life was so hard i feel so bad for her she didnt deserve any of that its not her fault shes so mean" or "oh my god shes such an annoying bitch i cant stand her"

eevee should have a normal type evolution called eeveevee and it's just an eevee but bigger and floofier

i'm obsessed with problematic relationships with age gaps where the age gap is the least problematic thing about their relationship

i’m kind of over being single but i don’t want to make any changes necessary for meeting someone

that post about “you get bandits when you cut soldiers loose without pay” reminds me of the Thirty Years War, because one could say that beneath all the religious schisms and diplomatic jockeying, the heart of the thirty years war was “what happens when you have a state with just enough capacity to raise massive armies but without enough financial capacity to actually pay those armies” and the answer is that the line between professional armies and roving gangs of bandits disappears and every time you try to raise an army it just becomes another independently acting wildfire devouring the countryside. No matter how bad things get, every day I wake up and thank my lucky stars that I do not live in 17th century Europe. Or 17th century China. Or the 17th century Americas. Or basically anywhere in the 17th century.

affirmation: I am capable of finishing the works of pornographic fanfiction I start writing