Endlessly funny to me how during the proposal, after they’d known each other 13 years and been dating for 4, Shane says Ilya’s full name and his response is: you know my middle name? And Shane had to admit he googled it

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Endlessly funny to me how during the proposal, after they’d known each other 13 years and been dating for 4, Shane says Ilya’s full name and his response is: you know my middle name? And Shane had to admit he googled it

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Ilya, Drunk: I want-
The Centaurs, in unison: Shane Hollander to crush your skull between his thighs. Killing you instantly. We know.
idc (i'll definitely cry)
this terrible distant blurry shot of two pigeons is one of my favourite photos out of any pic I’ve ever taken I think
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When I was in high school we did an english unit on Octavia Butler and the teacher told us hey btw. You should call her "Butler" in your essays. Sometimes students call female writers by their first names unconsciously, but that's not acceptable. If you wouldnt call them William or Ernest you shouldn't call her Octavia.
And I was like cool whatever I was gonna call her Butler anyways. But that moment has stuck with me for my whole life because once you start seeing ppl calling women by their first names where men would be called by their last names you literally never stop seeing it.

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My favorite thing that I learned about The Importance of Being Ernest is Oscar Wilde faced a lot of criticism in 1895 after it premiered for writing something light and funny when there was war and suffering in the world. like we know common themes are found in art throughout time but so are they in art criticism
late 19th century english theatre reviewers, apparently
When people argue that food from Chinese and Mexican restaurants in the US are not 'real' representations of that culture's cuisine ignore the historical reality that these dishes were developed by diasporic communities striving to recreate the flavors of home with available resources. Such criticism frames adaptation as a loss of authenticity, rather than recognizing it as a sincere and evolving expression of culture by people separated from their homeland.
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things to say after fucking up egregiously
pack it up boys we've made a social blunder
let's run that again
one more time normal style
I'm going to become a statistic
further proof god is out to get me
it's because I tore my acl senior year
I couldn't do it for religious reasons
my ex took my talent in the divorce
good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

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does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?
No, seriously, do NOT.
Feeling dirty and grimy for extended periods of time is extremely draining on the mental well-being of humans. Psychological studies prove it is detrimental to our self-esteem and contentment. And no wonder; we are animals--homo sapiens, a kind of ape--that instinctively places high importance on personal grooming. Like monkeys and cats and birds in a zoo, one of the best ways to make us feel sad ... is to make us feel gross to ourselves.
So here's an easy saying from my therapist/zookeeper:
"If you feel like you hate the world, eat something.
If you feel like the world hates you, get some sleep.
If you feel like you hate yourself, take a shower.
You will probably feel much better."
Do all three at once to become the perfect life form
Whoa! Is this where @redgoldsparks ‘ comic comes from?
Yes this is the source of the text!
Bruce Wayne became Batman by embracing his fear of bats to avenge his parents so I’ve decided I’m going to become “emotionally available, non-avoidant woman who also is a clown”
this little glamorized misogyny "joke" has run its course right. can we leave this corny demonic shit in 2023. it is done now. we've had enough.
I knew this was going to get worse but I didn't know how
thank god Cosmo has some common sense
A Franciscan monk taking a break from tending to the fields to pet a cat (2004)
Captured by photographer Steve McCurry at the Sanctuary of Santa Maria della Foresta in Rieti, Italy.

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Ilya tries to bribe the admirals stadium employees to get them to play dinosaur by kesha whenever scott hunter is doing his warmups before a game