who knows at this point

This inaccurate. Should be obsidian.

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

snnnnzzzzz

you know the wizards council will use this to expand the surveillance kingdom and erode nonhuman rights

👏dragon 👏blood 👏can’t 👏erode 👏mythril 👏beams

everyone else is funnier than me I quit

How the fuck does his have less than 200k after setting the internet on fire for months

hey patrick can you see my feet

Yeah spongebob look at mine I’m facing the toilet

Patrick we have penises and were peeing with them

Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.

ohhh my god you brought me back a stick i threw? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite the mailman

This is the meanest post on this entire website

love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

fuck you

i won

great lakes kids are like "you wanna go to the lake this summer" as if any of us have a fucking choice

post is a hit with the great lakes region residents

i made you a cookie but i fucked it with my penis until there was nothing

can we all just take a break from posting

yeah sure i need to go make another cookie anyway

not again

nobody gets mad at you

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3