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If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

i had a twisted dream this morning when my alarm tried to wake me up where jeff goldblum said 'Actually if you sleep a bit Longer you'll have More time to get ready It's called the Goldblum's Law and it works just go back to sleep' and i believed him and i overslept

hey boss sorry im late. i got Goldblumed

It’s crazy that countries on the edge of the Sahara desert are reversing desertification by just digging half circles

Yo mama so nutritious birds select her berries

No… not the serum *I start slowly and horribly transforming into an unspoiled wetland*

were you on poison when you made that post

if u scratch my poison pit with a dull knife ithurts and feels so good.. if you don’t scratch it it grows stronger and is ever present.. today I chose to feel it lest I grow weak…. I Love Surviving

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

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trying to watch this don quixote series but I can't stand the filler arcs where they just wrote whatever while they waited for the book to catch up. I just fucking know this windmill bullshit isn't canon

just found out I'm going to be reincarnated into a single sprig of grain. barley apparently. Not cool man. I didn't even know plants was an option on the table. this is bullshit

Crash 1886 where they are aroused by carriage collisions

Crash ~66,000,000 BCE where they are aroused by the Chicxulub Impact

I wasn't sure about letting this Hydromancer into the party at first, but it turns out her sword arm is unparalleled, and she only dabbled into Hydromancy so she could intentionally contain the enemy's blood after she rained countless slashes upon them like a meteor shower on the clear night sky for the express purpose of striking a pose, muttering "zan", and then releasing all of the blood on their wounds at once in a spectacle that the villager elder described "sick as fuck".

i havent seen the strong as fuck ice mummy in a while. i hope shes doing ok

spring thaw. weak as fuck water mummy now

Forever fav post

I love remarking that a topic is "beyond the scope of this post" on a platform that has no meaningful limit to the length of a text post. Like, it could be within the scope of this post. I could just keep going. I bet some people would like that.

if fermat had tumblr we would have had a proof for the nonexistence of nontrivial solutions for diophantine equations of the form a^n+b^n=c^n for n>2 centuries ahead of schedule

do you love the scope of the post

Hi, I know for a fact that the length of the title of a poll effectively is unlimited in length. On a completely unrelated topic does anyone want to read H.G Welles' The Time Machine?

this is all being filtered through my lens btw.