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I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

Two words: Raw eggs.

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

He’s Ken’s Buddy… All of Ken’s Clothes… Fit Him…

Barbie worked a lot and her and Ken had an agreement

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

I’M LOSING MY SHIT OVER THIS but also this is kind of so sweet

I don’t think this woman is straight anymore.

This is my new favourite post on tumblr, bye

Omg

.. I want this for me

This is actually A+ cat management. “Mirroring” is a big thing with cats. It’s why they will lay in similar positions several feet apart, or will come and try to do things when you do them. It’s a sign that they love you and want to show. This cat wants to be close to its owner, and also wants to do what its owner is doing, to be involved in some way. Giving them their own thing to use is a really great way to redirect them and allow them to mirror the behavior in a non-disruptive way that frustrates neither party. This is a GOOD IDEA.

This is better than any action movie ive ever seen

[transl.] “I know, it’s jaw-dropping. The painting is by cuban artist Darian Rodriguez Mederos, born 1992; we’ll hear more about him soon”