stupid(ly) in love with the world

wilhelm is really like “let’s forget it ever happened”and then proceeds to fully check simon out in the locker room while both of them are half naked. thats what being gay is.

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

“are you okay” no i annotate books for fun

Sometimes a family is a boy with the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair; a flautist with a gift for pyrotechnics; an ex witch hunter; faith in girl form; the human personification of poor impulse control; and waffle house’s number one fan and I think that’s beautiful.

I love that in the ten years I've been on tumblr, tumblr users' attitude towards tumblr has come full circle, now we're back where we started at "tumblr is our beloved home, no other social media can compare, no other website has what we have, do not trust other websites, do not tell the outsiders about us", only this time we're like. Really exhausted and with a sense of irony about it.

you know what, we should organize a tumblr convention

cinematic parallels: tumblr somehow becoming one of the most bearable social media platforms in 2020/2021, and that speed skater who made it to the olympics because everyone else fell over

Gonna make a uquiz. that’s gonna blow tumblr wide open.

It’s here. Choose some mediocre white men and I’ll tell you what kind of white men you attract.

without American politics changing after 9/11 we wouldn’t have seen michael sheen in good omens 

…explainnn

this is the ultimate butterfly effect, and I will only be accepting any other butterfly effects that explain the genesis of the nichest fic. my ask box is open. thank you.

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise