Hi

Delete this! 🫵🏿👁️👁️

Wait, those are different cats? They have the same stripes on their legs????

There is another way

By the Nine, keep your whore mouth shut

Pretty sure the other way involves keeping your whore mouth open

personally if i were an artist and teenage girls happened to gravitate towards my art i would consider that the highest fucking honour imaginable

there are certain emotions that can only be felt by teenage girls and god

did you know that its impossible to throw an egg really hard onto your bedrooms wall right now try it

“blue hair” this, “pronouns” that. find someone with flowing silver hair and spells

well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

maybe the reason one refuses to stop and the other refuses to move is because they both long for the collision

Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

what the fuck is a “passport”?? if someone needs proof of your identity just show them the scar you got in a wild boar hunt as a youth

Robot children's hospital.

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

"Humans will always make gods out of the absurd" is killing me rn

Thank you! I was extremely stoned when I wrote that tag.

is that estradiol in the rathole?

Estradiol In The Rathole is my new band name.