lost it already, have you?

he looks like he needs a cigarette

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

This is so funny. I’d kill all billionaires if it meant losing something precious to me

girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

i’m gonna say something that doesn’t feel good but you might need to hear it: bending over backwards being a people-pleaser, being conflict averse and not telling anyone your needs, and then being resentful and upset when your needs aren’t met is a You problem first

not related but also just good advice: when you’re lowkey frustrated with someone and can’t quite figure out why their behavior is bothering you, i highly recommend examining if they have broken an imaginary rule or standard that you hold yourself to

i don't care about monday's goals, tuesday wednesday dig some holes, thursday clean my mandibles, it's friday i'm a bug

happy its friday im a bug friday!!

I fully thought this was about being an archaeologist, excavating and cleaning bones, until the very last word.