transcending reality on the wings of humor

Realised strange nerd is an anagram of transgender and my life suddenly got better

the kind of sense of self you can only feel when you are geographically distant from your mom

there r so many emojis i always stumble across something like 🗜 and i think who the HELL would ever use this emoji. and then i think abt some guy who probably works w those things all the time n hes so happy he can use this emoji. and im happy for him

fifteen year anniversary

sixteen year anniversary

nineteen year anniversary

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

Touch starved… but it’s for a cool autumn breeze.

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german