arma memumque cano

downloading my pdfs and epubs so i can always never read them

movies are literally good. or bad sometimes. depending

the duty of the historian is to suck and fuck the historical evidence. always.

one really really really funny thing you realize when you are studying history is that people pretty much always desperately wanted to post online and would have been soooooo fucking crazy on here. i wish hildegard of bingen was oomf

Who I persecute in a day as a corrupt emotionally manipulative questionably mentored performative metrosexual roman lawyer

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry

every moment of your life, from birth to death, constantly, while you aren't looking, there's some kind of weird shapes just moving around in the ocean. and the shapes are eating eachother sometimes too. and they might even dig holes. and all of this is happening during everything else that's going on. like think about the most important moment in your life. the thing that shaped you as a person. the entire time that was happening, far away, deep in the ocean, where no human has ever seen, there was some kind of wet sack with a weird protrusion flailing about in the water. maybe it even grabbed a fish. who knows. i don't. just think about that for a bit

let's be made out of mama

tumblr only toxic for miserable ppl i be on this bitch havin a ball

(muffled from inside a suit of armor) Nothing is sexier than confidence, my liege