𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓯 𝔂𝓾𝓻𝓲

no one loves middle aged women more than lesbians and the thing is we’re so right

“paid subscription with ads” is fucking crazy. if you pay for a service and then get served an ad on said service you should be allowed to pipe bomb its executive at no legal risk

Need Carrie Coon and Anna Torv to do some kind of psychosexual doppelgänger movie like pronto

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

I can't believe some people are actually reblogging this like "Tch. Omg, so embarrassing OP, I can't believe you would ever admit to liking Hamilton 😏 " like ok, first of all congratulations for hatching as a fully formed adult in 2022 from the pure white egg of a virgin swan i guess. Raised in a cave on a diet consisting solely of nuts and berries and leftist twitter clapbacks. "ooooooh, I've never had a complicated relationship with a piece of art that was phenomenally well-received at the time but aged like milk as later reflection revealed the fundamental flaws in its premise that were in fact present from its inception but which I didn't notice because I was 17 and hadn't heard of neoliberalism yet" Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano? Anyway second of all. you draw the line at Lin Manuel Miranda but you're fine with basement guy?

my dead wife. the ad free internet

no, YOU have to do it scared. IM going to fruitlessly wait for the perfect moment forever

Today marks 69 days before Control Resonant comes out