Neptune

me & my messed-up sleep schedule vs the world.

Why do you reveal my naughty past… although it’s a good art…but…but…but…

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

unfortunately isolation is my solution to everything

having a soft small pet is like, you are so vulnerable, you are biting me, I am responsible for your fragile life in almost every way, your knife hands are in my stomach, I love you more than anything, stop eating plastic you heathen, I cannot save you from the slow march of age or explain to you the divergence of our life spans which consumes me

first in my bloodline to read this much gay fanfiction

hi sober me the morning after here and girl you were just doing laundry wtf are these affirmations???