we're all stories in the end

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

catholics can’t get in touch with god because he’s always on the phone with a protestant

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this

Me: i support the fetishistic nature of this content but NOT the mischaracterization

there’s nothing that can’t be fixed by eating your bodyweight in sushi

the hacks (hbo) experience is just non stop thinking about that one phoebe waller-bridge quote about killing eve - “every moment in this show exists so that these two women can end up alone in a room together.” i think every show should have that premise i will never stop thinking about these ladies

bored. where’s all the lesbian age gap media that’s supposedly plaguing us

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit