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none of those words are in the epic of gilgamesh

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

honestly "oracle that nobody believes" is such a solid trope. imagine trying to convince anybody in 2006 what the next two decades was gonna look like

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

something in benson died the moment he saw ms. beard hug randy. he had just killed the teacher who tormented him throughout his childhood, whose abuse haunted him up to that very day. to see randy so loved and so welcomed by the teacher whose memory used to linger in the back of his mind destroyed benson. he had always somewhat believed he deserved to be treated how mr. shepherd treated him, but that moment confirmed it. he was violent, and that got him nowhere. he got revenge, sure, but he would never get the acceptance randy was getting. it was this moment that planted the idea of his own death in his mind.

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad