Post-marriage Shane and Ilya are on opposite teams at an All Stars game and some poor soul with a microphone walks up to Shane and is like "Mr. Hollander, how does it feel to be playing against your husband after being on the same team together?" And he's waiting for some answer like I love him I can't wait to be back on the same team and this is all fun and games but Shane "Would Rather Die Than Lose At Anything" Hollander looks him dead in the eyes and says "It's been too long since I've kicked Rozanov's ass on the ice. I don't care if he's my husband I want him crying by the end of the game. He needs a reminder of who's the best player in the league."
And then he just walks away, leaving that gobsmacked reporter behind him. Shane and Ilya get on the ice and are so clearly thrilled to finally be playing against each other again that every other player gets the sneaking suspicion that they're all collectively sitting in the cuck chair. The weekend ends and Shane has scored one more goal than Ilya and in every single interview they give Shane is just sitting there smugly while Ilya proclaims that Shane is sleeping on the couch for at least a week. They're holding hands the whole time.
