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Kiltlock commission for my wonderful Patsy aka welovethebeekeeper !
She had this beautiful idea of John in a kilt kissing Sherlock in her favourite place South Queensferry, with the bridge in the background :)
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Late night kisses ♡♡♡
Kiltlock commission for my wonderful Patsy aka welovethebeekeeper !
She had this beautiful idea of John in a kilt kissing Sherlock in her favourite place South Queensferry, with the bridge in the background :)

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men make it absolutely impossible to practice humility
what you say: “I think this is the case”
what men hear: “I have no idea whatsoever, but here’s a totally random guess”
what you say: “I’m not an expert on this subject”
what men hear: “I don’t know anything about this subject and need its bare fundamentals explained to me”
what you say: “I could be better read in this area”
what men hear: “I have never read anything in this area”
like okay fuck it nevermind I’m actually an expert in every subject I’ve ever read or heard about. in fact I know everything.
If anyone's ever wondering why I come across as such an arrogant bitch on Tumblr it's because I used to work in science with a lot of men and never readjusted my communication style afterward.
This is one of my biggest seemingly low-stakes feminist soapboxes. Women are often encouraged to take hedging, consensus-seeking, and checking-in phrases out of their speech in order to seem "more confident". And listen, of course you do not need to say "I think" when you actually know for pretty damn sure, or double-check every little thing you say, or apologize for things that are out of your control.
But there are men in my life who I respect, who I think are generally good communicators, but who have admitted to me that if they do not know the answer to something they will just state their best guess in a confident tone of voice, with no hedging or clarification to warn the listener that what they just said was pulled from their ass.
I once asked my high school boyfriend what noise a platypus makes and he confidently told me "oh they quack" and I said "really? that seems like they'd have different noise-making structures than ducks since they're not birds" and he said "oh yeah you're probably right. I was just guessing." And had no idea why I was mad! I was like, so if I ask you a question you might just bullshit me?? What if I had believed you and gone and repeated that to other people? I could have looked like an idiot. I could have spread misinformation to a ton of people! But I have told that story to other men and had them say "oh yeah I totally do that."
This is so much worse communication than just saying "I don't know but I think..." There shouldn't be campaigns training professional women to sound "more confident," there should be campaigns training professional MEN to stop doing whatever THAT is!
[ID: Chidi Anagonye from The Good Place saying “okay, but that’s worse. You do see how that’s worse, right?” End ID.]
This applies to all fields, not just science. Please remember that when you are applying and interviewing for a job, my fine friends. Do not let men like this take your job from you. HR staff cannot evaluate your expertise for shit, you need to come off as confident.
we all know this classic way
im incredibly conflicted by the phrase ‘the question is not who will let me but who will stop me’ because on one hand its so fucking raw and powerful but on the other hand it’s derived from ayn rand but on yet another hand the first and primary time ive ever seen it was on a picture of a lawnmower flying through the sky which is the perfect level of absurd and nonsensical that would piss ayn rand off
reblog to piss off ayn rands ghost
A Note for 2026 Writers' Retreaters!
Hi friends!! Just want to make quick note to anyone who attended either the Canadian @ficwritersretreat or the @europeanficwritersretreat this year, and you have posted up your fics either on AO3 or Tumblr, I'm interested in helping promoting your fics again this year in a Fic Rec Sunday post! I'm not sure what the tag is this year for fics, so I haven't been able to find them on my own.
If you'd like to promote your story that you either tweaked, started or jotted down during a Flash Fic session, please send me a DM, a submission (where you can copy-paste stories into if you'd like), or an ask with the link to the fic(s), and I will compile them all into a list for 2026, similar to last year's list. THIS IS FOR ANY FANDOM, ANY PAIRING and CAN BE FOR ORIGINAL STORIES AS WELL (as I believe AO3 does allow original fiction to be posted on there too).
And if I get no submissions, well, at least I tried, LOL 💜
Love y'all. This year's retreat was a blast. Thank you once again to the Canadian Retreat for welcoming me once again :D
Brilliant!
Our Belgium retreat starts in two days, so hopefully you'll get several messages/asks/submissions by next Sunday!
OH GOSH I THOUGHT IT ALREADY HAPPENED LOLLLLLLL Brilliant!! :D Have a fantastic time!!!!!

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I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore
NO do NOT let them win. We can save her. We can wrest her association back from AI. She doesn't deserve this and we can't abandon her.
Look I know this is a scientific publication but you don’t understand— we need to include milk and cookies in the photo. We have to. Otherwise the science suffers
things sherlock holmes has canonically done:
scrapbooked the hell out of his newspapers
put on a hat that was too big for him
giggled
cried because lestrade was nice to him
got all sappy and romantic by smelling a rose
let a puppy lead him on adventures
“impish mood”
lit his pipe with an ember from the fireplace because he thought it looked cool
feel free to add to this
built a pillow fort in a client’s house
told a guy he was giving him secret government documents and then gave him a book about bees instead
told watson stories about his past solely to avoid cleaning his room
oh i almost forgot
decorated his room with pictures of famous criminals
Ordered a picnic for a pair of newlyweds
Was offended that Watson doesn’t praise his skills as a housekeeper
Waived his fee if his clients are too poor to pay him
Made hot chocolate to wake Watson up on a cold morning
Danced around and bowed to imaginary friends
‘Flushed up with pleasure’ when being praised
Wouldn’t explain how he comes to conclusions because he was worried Watson would think he is ordinary
Grabs Watson’s hand when he’s frightened
Let another puppy lead him on adventures.
WHERE ARE YALL GETTING THIS/1!!1!!!????!?
Leaped over furniture like a gazelle.
•Shook hands with a baby :,}
noticed watson looking sad and touching his old war wound and tried to cheer him up with some deductions about his sparkling eyes
deliberately knocked over a table, shattering a glass fruit bowl which sent fruit rolling everywhere, then blamed it on watson and ran away
was not surprised when a dog died after its owner died, due to the “beautiful, faithful nature of dogs”
sent watson a telegram telling him to come over at once so he could tell him his most recent thoughts about dogs and the importance of their emotions to detective work
told Watson anecdotes about his favorite violinist for an hour while they had lunch together
made a little diagram out of breadcrumbs while explaining something to Watson
Shared a room with watson in a house that had 11 bedrooms
Makes his client wait while he changes into slippers
Has a realistic dummy made of himself and uses it to fool a client
twice
in the same story
Let a jewel thief off one time because:
a, the thief cried
b, the case had been really easy & if the Yard couldn’t solve it then frankly fuck em
c, it was Christmas
And People ™ still think he was an unfeeling, cold man of reason. Honey that man probably slept with a fluffy stuffed bee.
Made a BIG drama about killing a jellyfish with a rock
• Gushed about a dog being the greatest member of the police force
• Acted like a jealous petty bitch when Watson got married
• Dressed up as a little old lady to spy on a suspect and tricked him into picking up his little parasol
• cocaine
• Checked that Watson’s knee was ok before going on a walk
• Was told to rest by Watson when they went on a vacation, was grumpy, was immediately cheered up upon getting to examine a body
• Retired (with Watson) to become a beekeeper
How could I forget!
• Takes the case of finding a little girl’s cat just as seriously as solving a murder
I thiiiiiiink the ‘finding a little girl’s cat’ story might be referring to a fanfic I wrote….
(Or someone else, I’m sure it’s been done before! But not in the original canon, alas. He would though, right?)

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THE AWNING OF A NEW AGE - PT 1 of 3
i was personally a bit dissatisfied with the end of GO3, so i decided to make a better ending for myself. I hope you enjoy too!
There's something about forehead touches that's gayer than kissing
There's something about kissing that's more heterosexual than holding hands
And then there's...
The Pinky Touch
😳 the pinky touch
what the hell is Jim doing in the new SNW episode man...
finding the words meme
Thanks to @thetimemoves for the blanket tag and the new word suggestions. You can find their post here.
Words to find (in your WIP folder or published works): stumble, glass, purse, hold, mobile
from The Mole
Four rumpled and tired-looking players stumble down the stairs to breakfast. “Help yourselves to coffee,” Mycroft tells them. “You’ll want to be alert for the next quiz.”
Moriarty, Mrs. Hudson, and John groan.
Sherlock — who earned an exemption by winning the dance competition — looks smug. “I’m not worried,” he says.
John kicks him under the table. Sherlock winks at him. ...
from MJN Ranch
“I’m glad this isn’t really our honeymoon, because being in the saddle all afternoon may have done permanent damage to the necessary equipment,” Hamish says ruefully.
“Well, then, it’s fortunate that I’m married to my work instead of to you,” William replies with a chuckle.
But when he turns away to look out the window at the starry night, his grin fades to a wistful smile. His expression, reflected in the glass, is mirrored on Hamish’s face. ...
from The Value of Deductions
Placing the coin in his purse, Sherlock continued along his way. Soon he met with a young man selling chickens. Sherlock took one look at him and deduced:
“Those chickens are not rightfully yours to sell. You pilfered them from your neighbor.”
Once again, Sherlock’s deduction received no response. The young man had disappeared, leaving nothing but a gold coin — and his ill-gotten chickens — behind.
Sherlock retrieved the coin. It was identical to the first. He added it to his purse. ...
from Playfully Planned Parenthood [plus podfic]
JOHN: You know that thing we don’t do very often, but save for special occasions?
SHERLOCK: Special occasions like, for example, our wedding day?
JOHN: Right. But only after Mrs. Hudson leaves, because someone is a screamer, and I don’t want her phoning 999. Again.
SHERLOCK: I hold you entirely responsible for that. ...
from Sherlock in Oz
“Mrs. Hudson wasn’t kidding about Kansas being flat,” John says with a sigh.
Sherlock can’t argue. The land is flat. The Vacancy/No Vacancy sign in font of this rundown motel is lying flat on the ground at his feet. And the tyre on the rental car they abandoned on the side of the road half a mile away is undeniably flat.
John’s voice is as flat as Kansas when he adds, “I suppose we’d better see if they have any rooms available.”
There is a room — singular. Sherlock takes the key card from the bored-looking young man at the desk and leads the way along the row of numbered doors until they come to 114.
Inside, it is clean but cramped. A double bed takes up most of the small space. It is flanked by two tiny end tables — one with a lamp on it, the other with a phone. There’s also a chest of drawers with a television bolted to the top, and a single arm chair. The en suite has a shower stall but no bath.
Sherlock lifts the handset of the ancient phone. No dial tone. He reads the instructions printed on the base and tries to call the front desk. Nothing. He slams it back down.
“Problem?” John asks.
“No service. I don’t know how people communicate in this country, with no mobile reception, and landlines that don’t work. There isn’t even any Wi-Fi here. How are we supposed to contact someone about fixing that flat?”
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I think it's actually essential to children's moral development to be exposed to short stories moderately beyond their reading level where a bunch of fucked up shit happens and then instead of offering a moral lesson or any sort of emotional or narrative resolution it just ends.

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"This little thing?"