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People love to talk about war crimes but would be surprised by what is actually allowed under the laws of war that’s still kinda fucked up or violent.

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

Remember! When companies lay off all their staff because AI is cheaper, this sort of shit is what you can leverage for a better contract when they are inevitably forced to hire everyone back :)

#leftist attitudes to veterans are truly despicable#and yet they're fine with this guy because he's a jew and woman hating white guy who uh. populism buzzwords i guess via @waxwork-daughter

Ok so I know like. The heteronormative thing is that like women want men, but like, they’re often not supposed to want men, you know? Like they’re supposed to be passive objects in their own sexuality. So whenever I see something telling women that it’s okay to like men or whatever and tumblr mocks it I’m like okay is this an It’s Okay To Be Straight moment or is this telling women that it’s okay and normal to have sexual desires

*gestures vaguely at booktok discourse* do you think we are normal about women’s sexuality towards men

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

My Roman Empire is what Judaism would have been like without the Roman Empire

I want to go back in time and give Hannibal Barca some Howitzers

first in my bloodline to read this much gay fanfiction

not to give green day credit but it is immensely funny how often Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation will be like hi green day play my event. and green day is like ok Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation but you know we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians and we are going to play our song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians .and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like ok green day thats cool. and then green day plays their song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like wtf green day you cant do that you cant play your song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and this has been happening in a cycle for 30 years.

me when I tell the guy who sings "fuck you, I won't do what you tell me" not to do that

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely