I don't even know what's going on here

[Tweet from @selina3sticks reads “Good morning to the dude who walked into the early voting venue yesterday and answered “are you here to vote?” with “I’m here to ruin Mitch McConnell’s fuckin’ day.”]

I will never understand why this Christmas song goes so hard.

Knowing and understanding history makes everything better. :)

@nickdwolf cuz I know you love TSO

AAHHHH ITS BACK ON MY DASH FUCK YES

It’s that time of year again

Every year, dudes.

Showed my Geologist dad a picture of the obsidian knife you had and he nearly said this exact thing word for word. I can't believe my own father would fall prey to this. Clearly you know thine enemy

I work too closely with geologists not to have a contingency plan for eliminating them.

I read this as gynecologist to start and was baffled

This just in. Collins is my fave now.

Apparently the “right stuff” is a healthy dose of sass.

This is a delight

Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing. 

happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef

This post saved me so many times tbh

The inherent eroticism of a waistcoat

With the shirt sleeves rolled up?

Yes