Give Us This Day Our Daily Prozac

A oneshot.

Completely beautiful

No way in hell by accident

dislike the idea that a ‘happy ending’ is base and boring

Stories where everyone ends up worse for having gone through it make me want to flip tables and fling books.  If nothing’s improved by the end of the story, if no one’s settled anything, improved anything, made any positive difference in the world, what the fuck was the point of me reading/watching that shit?!   There’s nothing “grown up” about downer endings.  It’s that same bullshit mindset of “The world is harsh, wake up and stop being happy!!!” that people use to excuse their own asshole nature. 

Stories are supposed to lift you up, take you away from yourself, and into another world.  Allow you to vicariously experiences the lives of other people, cheer for their victories, wince at their defeats, cry alongside them at their losses.  (Or, in some cases, cheer as they get their comeuppances.)  I watch shows/read books because I want to see these characters grow against adversity and come out better for it in the end.    If I want to see depressing bullshit where the bad guys win, I’ll fucking watch the news. 

So…uh… roysyesterdayjam as a X-Ray and Vav villain? That’s a thing now, right?

When Jon Risinger’s game show ‘On The Spot’ gets cancelled, it wasn’t game over for Jon. So what if people complained about the show being inappropriate and the forfeit challenges being too extreme and dangerous? He would show them what they were missing out on - how great his show truly was. What better way to do it than by kidnapping the four of the city’s biggest heroes and villain and making them play the game? What if the losing team lost something more than just their dignity…possibly lives?

“I’m your host, The Risemonger and welcome to ‘On The Spot’.”

im open for commissions atm

It’s set exactly like on the spot, Mogar and the Mad king on one side Xray and Vav on the other. “Alright, team names, Xray and Vav?” “Fuck you.” “You Heard them, Team ‘Fuck you’”

The last game they do is Quick Thinking

“How to successfully murder four people starting with the letter ‘F’ go!”

Xray says fire

Vav gives him a glare

"Our second team is an interesting duo: one's a vicious subhuman who spends almost every waking hour in a murderous rage; the other's a bear-man. If you value your lives, give a warm welcome to The Mad King and Mogar."

“Bold Gryffindor, from wild moor,

Fair Ravenclaw, from glen,

Sweet Hufflepuff, from valley broad,

Shrewd Slytherin, from fen.”

I reckon this means that the founders are from England, Scotland, Wales and Ireland respectively, and so they are literally bringing wizards and witches from all over Great Britain. Also, their colours are the colours associated with each country; red for England, blue for Scotland, yellow for Wales and green for Ireland.

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Marvel Villains.