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Well there were some abnormalities on my mammogram, a spot in each breast. I'm going for further scans on the 17th.

broomykink

Should not have read my results.

"There is a 4 mm mass in the 6:00 anterior left breast, 1 to 3 cm from the nipple."

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Well there were some abnormalities on my mammogram, a spot in each breast. I'm going for further scans on the 17th.

lordsmaf

I like how like… with every new piece of Star Wars media that paints Tatooine as more and more of a shithole where everyone is a murderous crimelord the funnier it gets that Luke Skywalker just grew up on this planet completely normal. Like I’m envisioning a normal day at Tosche Station where a cyborg biker and a Twi'lek prostitute are stabbing each other over a bag of spice and then it just pans over to this fresh-faced nancy boy sitting at a table sipping on his blue milk going “oh golly, I sure do love power converters!”

neurotypical-karen

Ok listen. Listen to me. Sometimes rural towns are just like that. I know someone who shot his cousin because they were playing with live ammo in their backyard and he never went to court. One time a guy who was driving my friend to school said “watch this” and snorted cocaine off of the steering wheel as he was turning a corner. And at the same time you will graduate alongside people who are completely innocent and have no idea shit went down. You will meet 17-year-olds who still don’t know how pregnancy works. This is one of the most realistic decisions in Star Wars

aspiringwarriorlibrarian

Luke thought his father was a navigator on a spice freighter, brought a rifle out to the desert with him in case he ran into the Sand People, and immediately got to wiping 3p0 and R2 of any identifying features because he knew the Jawas stole them. Luke knew damn well what kind of planet he lived on, but since he wasn’t personally involved in it crime was just another boring chore.

arielsojourner

Luke: I want to join the Rebellion.

Uncle Owen: What do you want to leave the planet for, huh? Treason here not good enough for you all of a sudden? We’ve got plenty of laws to violate right here.

Luke: I want to make a difference!

Uncle Owen: You can commit crime at home when your chores are done. No need to go anywhere else.

okthisway

Sent a sample of my novel into a publisher....I will now be violently ill and remain nervous.

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afterblossom

"You will always come around. You will always remember."

"Come back."

The new Star Wars Legacy book has me completely shattered. 💔 I just want them to be happy.

feyspeaker

Tali sketch for print club this month 🥺💜👽 (you can join on my patreon until 7/31)

anik

i love this guy

omtai

oh log we’re really in it now

lanimaluu

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They’ve been rebuilding the Tower of Babel, but this time they have a team of linguists on site. Every time God smites the builders and invents a dozen new languages, the linguists have a dozen decently sized translations in about a month and work can start up again.

The linguists have been really into it. They say the new phonemes are fascinating. As for God, I assume that at this point he’s just curious to see how far this goes.

somethingusefulfromflorida

To keep us on out toes, God gives the next group of builders an extra place of articulation called the flongus between the pharynx and the glottis, creating an entire new column of the IPA chart with sounds between sounds that are literally physiologically impossible for non-flongled people to replicate.

somethingusefulfromflorida

Improved symbols for the flongal plosives ("gacks"), flongal trill ("hacks"), flongal fricatives ("groans"), and and the flongal lateral approximant ("moans")

inthefallofasparrow

Update: The builders have now simply switched to communicating entirely through a universal sign language like they should've done to start with. No sounds need be spoken, flongal or otherwise. The Tower steadily rises. Be seeing you soon, God, you little bitch.

koth-harvest-final

update: the builders are all speaking different sign languages now

thashining

Please stop sharing the photo of Kohen Wiley the 1 year old Black boy murdered in Mississippi. The family has asked that we stop sharing his photo. Instead we should be circulating his murderers photo EVERYWHERE so that the world can know who he is and what he has done. The life that he stole, the lives that he shattered. Please share his face instead of poor baby Kohen. May his family know justice. ✊🏽 #kohenwiley #hunterfoster #killercops #acab

kyubey123

Don’t EVER let this demonic excuse of humanity, this vile filth ever walk free

loish

This one started as a drawing in my sketchbook, and then she blossomed into a digital painting 🌸 Still on my lifelong quest to paint the roundest, chunkiest, most squishable roses.

catasters

Oh, I could just scream.

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yeongcha12

The daroga has had enough.

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