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my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

Happy Pride to the Woke Mob

aliens observing the solar system: [untranscribable telescope name]-59172 has 2 planets. It's a pair of relatively small, cold gas planets, called [untranscribable telescope name]-59172b and c. [untranscribable telescope name]-59172c was discovered only a few years ago. Systems with multiple cold gas planets are rather uncommon, so this is pretty exciting

I wonder what they'd think of Uranus and Neptune if they spotted them. The REALLY cold and small gas bodies.

our models at least predict neptune-like planets, that is, ice giants, are probably more common than saturn-like small gas giants, although they're much harder to detect

when planets cross a certain mass threshold while gas is still plentiful, they tend to grow very rapidly, and form large gas giants, usually larger than jupiter. if they only reach that mass after the gas has mostly dissipated, they may become ice giants or smaller gas-rich icy superearths. but producing a light gas giant like saturn requires the planet to reach the mass threshold at a very specific time

This is really interesting to me, where could I read more about our models for what typical planetary systems look like?

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

Yu-Gi-Oh fans really saw the scalpers coming and said "You've activated my trap card".

Being even mildly politically aware is hell. "Why is gas so high???" Bitch i outta smack you

Idk I have so little patience for willfully ignorant people. You know the entire plot of Fruit Love Island or whatever the fuck but can't take an hour outta your day to look up why everything is falling apart around you? Embarrassing

THISSSSSSSSS man the day my nonna's sewing kit was handed to me something changed in me

i grew found of calling the incorrect usage of greek alphabet "grssk". it's like greek's stupid brother

oh my god it's THE grssk