Outlander Sex Scene Master Post (Books 1–7)
Some of you may have heard that DG’s Island of Misfit Toys, Compuserve, is closing in a couple months because they’re shutting down the forum. Maybe DG will get a LiveJournal like her buddy GRRM! One of the first things I found over there was a spreadsheet of every sex scene in Outlander up to Echo In the Bone (yes the filename is sex_scene.xls. I thought this must be rescued and recorded for posterity. FOR SCIENCE. Maybe most of you already have these bookmarked in your ereader. In any case, here you go! Kudos to that Compuserve user for her work. I’ve made edits/additions. I also have this in spreadsheet form (with paperback/hardcover page numbers), message me if you want it. :)
Claire and Frank have sex in Chapter 2 if you were really interested.
Chapter 15: Revelations of the Bridal Chamber—Wedding Night I
Chapter 15: Revelations of the Bridal Chamber—Wedding Night II—Teeth
Chapter 17: We Meet a Beggar—“Does it ever stop?”
Chapter 18: Raiders in the Rocks—“Slippery as waterweed…”
Chapter 20: Deserted Glades2—Coitus Interruptus
Chapter 23: Return to Leoch—**“I canna be gentle…”**
Chapter 24: By the Pricking of My Thumbs—Butterflies
Chapter 24: By the Pricking of My Thumbs—Areola
Chapter 39: To Ransom a Man’s Soul—Stone and Bone
Chapter 41: From the Womb of the Earth—Hot springs at the Abbey
Claire and the King have sex in Chapter 28 if you were really interested.
Chapter 23: The Best-laid Plans of Mice and Men
Chapter 29: To Grasp the Nettle
Chapter 45: Damn All Randalls
Chapter 46: Timor Mortis Conturbat Me
Chapter 46: Timor Mortis Conturbat Me—Once more
Claire and Frank have sex in Chapter 3 and Jamie sleeps with Mary McNabb in Chapter 6 and Geneva in Chapter 14, if you were really interested.
Chapter 11: The Torremolinos Gambit—Jamie’s dream
Chapter 25: House of Joy—“It’s like riding a bicycle, I suppose.”
Chapter 33: Buried Treasure
Chapter 33: Buried Treasure—“What, again?”
Chapter 33: Buried Treasure—Naked women and food.
Chapter 44: Forces of Nature—“Ifrinn!”
Chapter 52: A Wedding Takes Place—Jamie’s plans and the noises Claire doesn’t make.
Chapter 56: Turtle Soup**
Chapter 57: Promised Land—Blue Mountain House
Chapter 59: In Which Much is Revealed
Chapter 2: In Which We Meet a Ghost—On a rock, again
Chapter 2: In Which We Meet a Ghost—“It’s much nicer with a man.”
Chapter 16: The First Law of Thermodynamics
Chapter 16: The First Law of Thermodynamics
Chapter 17: Home For the Holidays—Roger/Brianna
Chapter 21: Night On a Snowy Mountain
Chapter 23: The Skull Beneath the Skin—Grease for the gander
Chapter 40: Virgin Sacrifice—Roger/Brianna
Chapter 53: Blame—In the longhouse.
Chapter 67: The Toss of a Coin—Roger/Brianna—“It Was Red, by God”
Chapter 6: For Auld Lang Syne—Roger/Bree—“Once more before we quit.”
Chapter 13: Beans and Barbecue—Butter churn.
Chapter 16: On the Night That Our Wedding is On Us—Roger/Bree—“I always sing for you, hen.”
Chapter 18: No Place Like Home—Balm.
Chapter 20: Shooting Lessons—Roger/Bree
Chapter 26: The Militia Rises
Chapter 40: Duncan’s Secret—Against a tree
Chapter 47: The Lists of Venus—Roger/Bree
Chapter 49: In Vino Veritas—**The Stables, “Watch while I take ye. Watch, damn you!”**
Chapter 57: Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep…—Roger/Bree—“That What You Wanted?”
Chapter 80: Creamed Crud—Roger/Bree
Chapter 89: The Moons of Jupiter—Roger/Bree—Frustration
Chapter 99: Brother—Fergus’s song
Chapter 99: Brother—Thoughts of Laoghaire
A BREATH OF SNOW AND ASHES
Chapter 6: Ambush—Roger/Bree—“She got her corn ground…”
Chapter 7: James Fraser, Indian Agent—The Forfeit
Chapter 14: People of the Snowbird—“Ian, there is a woman in my bed!” “Well, two actually.”
Chapter 16: Le Mot Juste—**“On your knees, a nighean. Now.”**
Chapter 20: Dangerous Gifts—“What I’d give for a quarter of an hour alone wi’ ye, Sassenach!”
Chapter 29: Perfectly Fine
Chapter 35: Laminaria—Fergus/Marsali
Chapter 36: Winter Wolves—Ian/Emily
Chapter 40: Bird-Spring—Greased lightening
Chapter 47: Bees and Switches—Ian and Jenny
Chapter 66: The Dark Rises—**“I missed ye, Sassanach.”**
Chapter 72: Betrayals—Duncan and Phaedre
Chapter 73: Double-Dealing—Lizzie and the twins
Chapter 98: To Keep A Ghost At Bay
Chapter 102: Anemone—Bonnet/Eppie
Chapter 119: Loth to Depart
Chapter 5: Morality For Time-Travelers
Chapter 11: Transverse Lie—In the barn.
Chapter 19: Ae Fond Kiss—Toe kissing
Chapter 50: Exodus—**In the garden.**
Chapter 68: Despoiler—Buffalo robe
Chapter 79: The Cave—The loch.
Chapter 85: Son of a Witch—Roger/Bree
Chapter 95: Numbness—Claire/LJG
Chapter 100: Lady in Waiting—That infamous hand job.
