Indigo-stained fingertips

a one season television show is also a dead wife if you think about it

the wanter: i don’t want anything i never have

let's be several years behind together

As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.

This is gonna be the phone in bed that saves me

“after covid” “post-covid” What if i just shot you

rock bottom but i have a shovel

Basically I like when there’s garlic and onion

i've survived far worse. i've also died to far less though so who knows

For the past several years I have not been able to go into somebody's home without asking to see their outdoor space and preaching getting into gardening. I have made 8 people incorporate plants in their lives now. No one is safe