Indigo-stained fingertips

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters

It's so fucking baffling to me that hospitals went back to not masking. Like good news, we have lots of empirical evidence that masking prevents infections! Now to go back to walking around this absolute petri dish of a building filled with extremely vulnerable people unmasked

a one season television show is also a dead wife if you think about it

the wanter: i don’t want anything i never have

let's be several years behind together

As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.

This is gonna be the phone in bed that saves me

“after covid” “post-covid” What if i just shot you

rock bottom but i have a shovel

Basically I like when there’s garlic and onion

i've survived far worse. i've also died to far less though so who knows

For the past several years I have not been able to go into somebody's home without asking to see their outdoor space and preaching getting into gardening. I have made 8 people incorporate plants in their lives now. No one is safe