Fealty

This is actually what happens when we take our helmets off. Sad. But preventable.

look i'm just saying at a certain point being crushed by rocks or scalded with burning embers or walled up in a room rapidly filling with water or chased by a giant snake stops being an accident and becomes a pattern, and i don't think we're doing the king any favors by enabling that kind of attention-seeking self-destructive behavior :/

They used idiot ore to forge u bro

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

we need to do something about that big rock outside the castle because enemy knights have figured out that if you charge up it at the right angle you can launch yourself onto the ramparts and start killing our archers

i Hope im not only some dude whos into knights too much to you but also an enemy and also someone to share armor autism with