brains beauty & booty

weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice

whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it

Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back when people could shake their heads at me and say "masks are a government conspiracy" and instead of navigating the bullshit like a normal person I could pull mine down and say "I have chemical burns on my face"

SOUND ON. This is definitely Key Horse, btw. Weenies to a man.

@elodieunderglass I'm sure you've seen this but let's all look at it again

let's all look at it again!

directed by taika waititi

I'm at a :.|:; for words.

accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow

Under American healthcare, you can only afford Cognitive Burger Therapy