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There is definitely a phenomena where people try SO hard to avoid anthropomorphism they end up looping around into this quasi-religious stance that humans have some essential non-biological quality that sets us apart from other animals. Like being so cautious about how you describe emotion experienced by a nonhuman animal that you go "that animal is not 'happy' it's just demonstrating a response to positive stimuli and receiving chemical reward signals" as if that's not also what human emotion is at the fundamental level.

Every time I type "liek" instead of "like" I can feel the specter of mid-2000s memes passing through me like someone walking over my grave.

being in fandom spaces while not caring about men/yaoi feels like being in a saw trap sometimes

the intimacy of someone genuinely wanting to know the real you is top tier.

You must be a very innocent palatable person if you think embarrassment can't last a lifetime because I can personally disprove that

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

[Polish. A red writing on the wall saying "no smoking" changed to "beating meat compulsory" with a black sharpie]

if you ever bouncing your leg or shaking your foot that bc you were borned without a tail to swish swish...