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The alien invasion is going unbelievably poorly for the technologically advanced aggressors, to the surprise of many. You, a retired military tactician, are trying to explain how this is actually pretty logical all things considered.
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Perception of gravity in different celestial bodies | source
Sun what the fuck
Pluto just gives it a lil boop
Thatās ok. Good Art is supposed to invoke emotions. Laughing is a natural reaction
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Hey students, hereās a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while youāre seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up withĀ ādear hello, I am sick and not sure if Iāll be alive to come tomorrow and Iām sorry, best slutantions, [name]ā.
I mean, if someone wrote that to me, Iād probably believe they were sick.
āSlutantionsā has me crying laughing
i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.
āI amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry
love,
blueā
the subject line was āOWā
THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN āOWā
As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.
On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class Iād passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line āyou good?ā
Reblogging for the last addition
Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so thereās about a month and a half block of time where Iām taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.
Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldnāt come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like āNot sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.ā I didnāt think until the next day that it probably wasnāt socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you werenāt coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that sheād printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.
Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.
IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.
Itās even worse than i remember it
I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.
there should be weebs but for Ireland
Literally every person on st Patrick's day
Marbles
it's... it's just this... but hot
They were literally born for this
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Marriage is about having good sex and committing unspeakable acts of violence for one another
"it's about love" yes and love is tearing a man's heart out of his chest and presenting it to your beloved wife because he dared to disrespect her. And then getting absolutely railed.
this au got me laying awake at 3am thinking abt steven surviving a job interview
bonus:
@sabertoothwalrus PLEASE donāt hide this in the tags
āYou canāt win - I have the high ground.ā
#this is up dogĀ Ā (via teapotsahoy)
cool, thanks!
Sir Edward Burne-Jones, School For Dragon Babies, 1884, pencil on paper
i canāt believe you posted this without posting the sequel!
It gets better and better
Oh my god. This is the same Sir Edward Burne-Jones, the famous Pre-Raphaelite painter who in the extra-dramatic BBC series about them, was played by Peter Sandys-Clarke, whose oeuvre is more usually represented by this kind of stuff:
Itās that Sir Edward Burne-Jones. Who drew all the dragonbabies at school. Iām.
People are people. Artists are artists. And sometimes you just want to draw a lot of dragon babies.
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Did I ever tell you guys that I made another one?
Shoutout at the knockoff movies that I grew up with. Like. In my teenage years I couldnāt figure out WHY everyone would be likeĀ āAnAsTaSiA iS bEtTeR tHaN aNy DiSneY pRinCeSs.ā And I was like ? that movie was SO bad. The animation is nowhere near as good as Disney, not even close. The story was STUPID and the characters were unlikable. People would FIGHT ME on this and tell me what a good movie Anastasia was and I would be likeĀ āI watched it a bunch of times as a kid because I had the VHS, I never liked it.āĀ
Then one day I was arguing with a friend about it and he was likeĀ āI just donāt get how you donāt like it! The storyās so good, and you love princess movies.āĀ
And I was likeĀ āFor the last time the story is NOT good. That train scene was the worst thing Iāve ever seen.āĀ
And he was likeĀ ātrain scene? When theyāre fleeing the capital?āĀ
So Iām likeĀ āI donāt remember why theyāre on a train but I remember she ate too much or something and the guy she was with made fun of her for it.āĀ
NATURALLY this raised some questions, such as,Ā āwhat on earth are you talking about NostalgicFunā andĀ āshe didnāt eat on the train whatās wrong with youāĀ
So I double down likeĀ āNO she definitely ate on the train. I think the instruments made some kind of remark about it too and I always felt bad for her because she was hungry.āĀ
āā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..The instruments,,,,?āĀ
āYeah? Her parents were turned into instruments, duh.āĀ
And thatās how I discovered I grew up watching some bizarre knockoff Anastasia movie where her family was turned into instrumentsĀ
also apparently this company did a whole line of Disney/Fox/Dreamworks copycat movies such asĀ āThe Secret of Mulanā andĀ āThe Secret of Hunchback.ā And while theyāre admittedlyā¦charming? Iām not sure Iād use the wordĀ āgood.āĀ
