Who crotches the Crotchmen?

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*

other comic sites for fellow rco orphans (check out the reblog, tumblr seems to be hiding the other post from the tags)

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

This is SO American

no it isn’t

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

what’s sad is that the first person to fry an ant with a magnifying glass was probably just trying to look